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deert

Is a forest dwelling animal . Know for running out in front of cars and fucking up said car. Deert is an alternative name for deer. Origins Trailer Park Boys.
Holy shit!!! Look at all those fuckin deerts.
by Sunnyvale Queen Bee June 5, 2016
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Deershit Retarded

Describes a person who has the mental capacity of cervid feces.

Derived from the term, "Batshit Insane."
Haley: "sorry evey time i wright something ill think of you and make sure i spell and punctuate everything"

John: "Wow, you're completely deershit retarded."
by Ed54 July 6, 2010
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John Deere

One of the oldest Companies that makes tractors. The brand has become immortalized by Kids and farmers. John Deere started making tractors in the 1920's when they bought out the Waterloo Tractor Company.

Until the '60's they were known in the US for the "Putt-Putting" of their two-cyilender engines. They finally had to drop the Two-cyilender design for the engines to be more efficent and powerful.

John Deere may be famous for it's agriculteral equipment, but they also have a line of Construction equipment.

Interestingly, John Deere has not merged with anyone else, making it one of the only two to not have been taken over by another company. It walks alongside Caterpillar with this title.
Guy: I'm a bit surprised there are other tractors made other then John Deere!

Me: DUH!
by Puffie40 January 25, 2005
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Deerlingus

When you see a dead deer carcass on the side of the road and pull over and begin to start cutting open the carcass and inserting the maggots you find into your penile/vaginal hole excruciating yourself with pleasure then once everything that was inside your holes is out you rinse it all with the blood of the dead animal.
I heard Lexi did Deerlingus in July this year!
by @DarkDime November 4, 2019
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Deerpickle

Less frequently referred to as Pickle Deer, or Pickled Ear, a Deerpickle is a North American gourmet delicacy. It consists of Vlasic and Venison as its' main ingredients. It is commonly served on a bun, or between sliced bread, as a Dildo Sandwich.
Did you want me to to put any cow-cum (mayo) on your Deerpickle?
by Richard Glass April 10, 2020
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deerfoot

1. When a woman's vagina is fat and the lips of the labia and swollen or fatter than usual, and one can see through clothing..ie. spandex,underwear

2. Camel Toe
1. a) Bitch show me that deerfoot. b)What is that? A booty in the front ?

2. Damn look at that beezy's deerfoot.
by saavage October 11, 2005
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your ass is grass and you can call me john deere

redneck way of saying "I'm gonna kick your ass"
Bubba if you touch my momma again, your ass is grass and you can call me john deere!
by dboyfromdahood October 2, 2012
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