red deck

white trash that sit on the front porch of their nasty house/trailer and watch the world walk by. The equivalent of porch monkey for the Caucasian race.

Hey check out that shitty house.... Ya it's always has a bunch of red decks sitting outside of it.

by vestanpance May 12, 2008

most-wanted deck

A deck of cards (usually an ordinary set of 52 or 54 playing cards) on which is printed the names and photos of individuals considered by the card printer to be important persons to commit to memory, to make it easier to find and capture them (or kill them).

The official military term for this is "personality identification playing cards".

For the Second Gulf War, Coalition troops were given personality identification playing cards with the names and pictures of Iraq's most wanted.

I could tell the most-wanted deck I got on E-bay wasn't authentic, because while Saddam Hussein was the Ace of Spades, Tariq Aziz was the Eight of Clubs.

by MatthiasFW July 24, 2007

pounds on deck

Pounds on deck
Instead of stacks on deck, pounds on deck! First used by Soulja Boy while he was in Europe.

Tallyho nigga! Pounds on deck!

by Caiti333 March 2, 2008

stack the deck

to invite more of the opposite sex to any function, parties, events, or gatherings thereby increasing the odds that you and your friends are guaranteed a good time

hey, I was able to "stack the deck" for the boat party this weekend!!

by harder johnson June 12, 2018

Swab the poop deck

A sexual act where you dip your penis in lukewarm soapy water then proceed to rub it along your partner's anus in a mopping motion.

I brought Becky up to my room and she totally let me swab the poop deck.

by Bungonimus Jones November 6, 2021

hollow deck

When someone is taking a shit,and another person comes by , opens the door, and walks away. Nothing is said.

Bill: Dude remember when we hollow decked that bitch up at school.
Tom: Oh fuck yeah, what a view.

by Matt.D. January 21, 2007

Splash Deck

The small of the back of a woman right above the ass crack, typically where the tramp stamp is located. Thusly named as the location where you can cum when doing it doggy style.

The girl had a small tattoo on her splash deck

by SexExec June 22, 2009