Always wanting to call someone by a different name, or actually doing it, because they look like or remind you of that other person. A disorder closely related to "namesia."
My clonesia kicked in as I saw "Al" walking toward me -- no, that's "Charlie" (I think). So, I kept my greeting to a simple, "Hi, how are ya?"
by Linwood May 4, 2009
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It is the number one cause of shitty semen.
It is the number one cause of shitty semen.
"Check out than man over there in that tight tank top, dancing in that gay bar with those other men. I bet he's a right colon-clouter."
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When you evacuate your colon so fast that the intestinal walls slap together and cause pain.
The condition usually occurs after consuming bulk fiber or Pho noodles that act like a sort of turd rebar. The vacuum created by eliminating this exceptionally long and fat fiber dumpling at high speed causes the colon walls to collapse and impact each other.
The condition usually occurs after consuming bulk fiber or Pho noodles that act like a sort of turd rebar. The vacuum created by eliminating this exceptionally long and fat fiber dumpling at high speed causes the colon walls to collapse and impact each other.
You: Boss, I have to leave work because I've just had an instance of colon slap.
Boss: Okay, have a craptastic day and cut back on the Pho noodles and bulk fiber.
Boss: Okay, have a craptastic day and cut back on the Pho noodles and bulk fiber.
by Capt Craptastic May 14, 2010
Get the colon slap mug.One who idolizes the late frontman of Nirvana, Kurt Cobain, so much they they take to copying all aspects of his image and persona.
How to spot a Clonebain:
Chin length, usually bleached blond hair.
Converse sneakers, possibly with such writing as "Fuhgawz" and "Punk Rock Means Freedom"
Old ratty Nirvana t-shirts
Old ratty t-shirts of bands who Kurt Cobain have worn at one point. Examples include Flipper, Daniel Johnston and Sebadoh
Jackie O Glasses
Extreme cases include suicide
Chin length, usually bleached blond hair.
Converse sneakers, possibly with such writing as "Fuhgawz" and "Punk Rock Means Freedom"
Old ratty Nirvana t-shirts
Old ratty t-shirts of bands who Kurt Cobain have worn at one point. Examples include Flipper, Daniel Johnston and Sebadoh
Jackie O Glasses
Extreme cases include suicide
by El Scottcho September 17, 2010
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Get the Colon Facial mug.1. A person who is at once both confused and uncoordinated. Most likely a gangletron, or of the gangloid persuasion.
2. Individual from Clonbinane. Most likely a gangletron, or of the gangloid persuasion.
2. Individual from Clonbinane. Most likely a gangletron, or of the gangloid persuasion.
by space fanny April 27, 2011
Get the clonbinator mug.Someone who is such an asshat that they are king of the asshats or asshat nobility. Clearly because they are wearing their colon like a crown.
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