cumbler

When a person swishes semen/cum inside of their mouth, and makes a bubble with their mouth.

Regina doesn't like to swallow, because she is a cumbler.

by TorkMe January 6, 2023

cumbortion

When you cum inside a pregnant girls vagina and abort the baby with your cum.

I just performed a cumbortion on Jessica last night!

by dankmemer82 February 10, 2023

cue cummer

A person such as a porn actor who can ejaculate on cue.

He didn't squirt until the director told him it was time for the money shot. He is a cue cummer.

by Rynesdad August 21, 2014

e-cuber

E-cubers are cubers who solve virtual cubes. Their superiority is complemented by their faszt typing skills and lack of need for fingertricks. They are also insanely attractive, which is the reason for their fame on social media platforms.

Guy number 1: Man have you heard about e-cubing? That shit's insane man, you don't even need an actual cube.

Guy number 2: True! Plus those e-cubers are really fucking hot.

by 5.1pyrso December 11, 2020

Non-cuber

A slur that "Cubers" (people who solve Rubik's Cubes) use to describe someone who can't solve a Rubik's cube in 2 minutes or less.

Man, I should've never let that Non-cuber touch my cUbE! He's a disgrace to cubism! PrAiSe tHe cUbE!

by allahu akbar January 18, 2022

penis cummer

a person who lurks under boys beds and cuts a hole under there ass and get to the dick to lick

jacks dick was gone the next day he saw it was the penis cummer...

by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022

Sir Cumference

Sir Cumference Syndrome (SCS, also known as Epic Ball Syndrome) is a genetic condition in which the victim involuntarily ejaculates at the mere sight of a woman. This genetic condition is mostly common among Coomers and children from Mozambique.

Person 1: Did you hear that my son is a Sir Cumference?

Person 2: That's awful, I feel your pain.

Person 1: Yeah, it's really difficult keeping him down at night because he just tries to watch Youtube and ends up messing up his bedsheets.

by DireDegenerate February 11, 2022