cuckish simp

Walking penises who find it physiologically impossible to resist paying an exorbitant price for their internet crush's organic waste. Can be used interchangeably with simpish cuck.

Why would you pay $30 for Belle Delphine's excrement infused bath water you cuckish simp!? Be kinder to yourself!

by cultured_asian March 6, 2021

Cucumber

A person who is literally at the bottom of the food chain. This person is a pussy who has a 9PM bedtime. They are a literal gay ass vegetable who thinks they're smart and cool but really thinks gravity and magnets are the same.

Harry: "C'mon Steve, don't be a fucking cucumber"
James: "Colly is a fucking cucumber"

by Mahusive man July 11, 2023

benedick cucumberbitch

The true name of the devil.

All the pre-teen girls that like Benedick Cucumberbitch are the reason I dislike him.

by cucumberbitch January 2, 2018

Peelin' the Cucumber

When your in the kitchen and you have a cucumber in your left hand (or maybe your right) and you have a vegetable peeler in your right hand (or maybe your absence of a hand) and you happen to join the two identifiable objects together so that one might separate the atoms of the other, just SO, as to remove only the outer layer of the fruit.

I was peelin' the cucumber before making a healthy meal.

by Elaura January 27, 2017

chocolate cucumber

brown skinned cock, dark skinned dick from latinos and black americans

I have chocolate cucumber for latinas.

by steven weily July 1, 2007

Cuchi cruncher

1. One who eats a women’s vaginal parts

2. Person who crunches cuchi

1. Damn girl, my girlfriend be such a cuchi cruncher but i like it.
2. I like to be a cuchi cruncher.

by Cg2345 July 26, 2018

Cucumber.r

The person named kris with 90 subs on YT that draws

Hi Kris aka cucumber.r

by Cucumber.r November 14, 2019