Covid Dump

A dump so devastating it has the potential to end humanity.

The type of dump that could ground a plane, close a business, or could be proclaimed as a public health emergency.

Tim: Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. The smell made my eyes water and I think my throat started to close up!

Pat: Yeah man. I took a Covid Dump in there a couple hours ago.

by Ahsential37 April 23, 2020

Covidate

When you and your partner get dressed to the nines to go to the post office, gas station and grocery store during a pandemic.

Hey babe, will you hand me my Prada heels, gold Navajo cuff and eyeliner for our covidate? I need to get gas, drop off some mail and grab some milk and butterscotch for my cookies tomorrow.

by Austin Jayhawk April 25, 2020

Covid-10

The 10lbs in weight we're all gaining from comfort-eating and comfort-drinking.

On a Zoom call to Mark, Anthea quickly realised he was experiencing Covid-10 as his cheeks were bloated, and his chin had virtually doubled.

Junior had to ask Dad to stop eating all the tubs of ice cream on a daily basis, or he would become very chubby and catch a mild form of Covid-10.

by Sonny Saint April 29, 2020

Covid prepper

One who has been ready for the covid 19 social distancing guidelines his whole life and has no chance of getting the virus due to the lifelong preparation of it. Similar to doomsday preppers. This person may be prepared due to his rigorous practice of social distancing via social awkwardness, snobiness or, in rare cases agoraphobia

Any buddy see bob? I havnt seen him in forever. Remember he’s one of those Covid prepper guys.

by Laurylyn April 29, 2020

COVID machismo

The mistaken belief that a sub-microscopic piece of RNA code can be bluffed by representing that you hold a large penis.

Mason openly displayed his AR-15 and hugged his MAGA brothers and sisters in an open display of COVID machismo. Nineteen days later, his mother went to the hospital.

by WildTurkeyNYC May 12, 2020

Covidate

Sex or sexual encounters during the COVID19 2020 pandemic.

They covidated back in 2020, that's how they met.

by theultimateairbender May 25, 2020

covid cafe

your shelter in place diy home cafe. started in tennessee with locations in the south and southwest. popular menu items include sweet tea and matt’s 1000.50 dollar bacon. the menu features asian, southern, and mexican cuisine. look for the strategically placed item of interest in each food photo.

where can i find a covid cafe near me?

by KeekeeN June 6, 2020