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Nigerian Sand Crocodile

The act of biting off a girl's labia and proceeding to blend it with garlic salt, and beer battered cat, and marinating your penis in it
The school slut did a Nigerian sand crocodile the other night, she is now dead
by Blonde_Pubes696969 January 8, 2022
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Tick Tock Crocodile

A crocodile that swallowed a clock, and makes a tick-tock sound. Captain Hook is afraid of said crocodile.
(tick tocking noise)

Captain Hook: Shit! It's Tick Tock Crocodile!
Smee: Alright Mr. Crocodile, get out of here. Go on, shoo!!
Crocodile: (Crawls back into the water with a disappointed look on his face and swims away)
by Failurebitch June 23, 2023
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Flacco My Cracco

Background: Made popular on a local radio station within Columbus, OH.

No one knows what it means, but it’s provocative— gets the people going.

1. In Sports: When your team is already F’d for the season and you know they’re gonna get their ass whooped but the front office wants to sign & start a player who used to be “good” 10 years ago to give you false hope for your season. So you metaphorically bend over & concede by saying “Flacco my cracco.”

2. In Life: A greeting or greeting response of the common man, synonymous with “How are ya?”“I’m doing alright”, “I love you”, “I hate your face”, “F*** You”, “Happy Columbus Day”, “Bless You”, or “Did You see McCord play Saturday?” amongst others.

3. In Love: A full-proof pickup line that, 60% of the time, works every time. Equally effective when propositioning sexy time to your significant other.
Random Stranger: “Good Morning! Happy Monday!”
You: “Flacco my cracco.”

Wife: *Yawns* “I think we should go to bed now, Babe.”
You: “Bed, eh? *Activate Do-Me Eyes* Hey….. Flacco my cracco.”

Cheaters from the Michigan Football Program: “We, the victims of injustice, VS the world? Bet.”
Anyone who isn’t a tool: “Flacco my cracco.”

Losers: “Cincy FC is #1! All we’ve gotta do is beat Columbus & MLS Cup will be in our house!”
Wilfried Nancy: (Down 2-0 in the ECF) “Hold my beer & flacco my cracco.”

Tim: Did you see that last post from Whitney Johns?
Mike: Of course I did! I’ll tell ya what, buddy… She can flacco my cracco any day.

No One: _____
Absolutely No One: _____
You: “Flacco my Cracco”
by Justin Title, Attorney At Law December 4, 2023
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It’s not the crocodile, it’s the teeth

A phrase referring to a situation you are a part of. You say it to refer to said situation.
“Man, I just failed that math exam, shit sucks” -Person 1
You know what they say, It’s not the crocodile, it’s the teeth “ -Person 2
by AnonymousUrbanUser778 March 15, 2024
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Olio di Cocco Sardo

A special italian ointment with unique erotic properties, to be applied from the tip of the nose to the anus with a difficult-to-execute rotating motion involving both hands.
Hi fellow coworker! It’s 9:10 AM, time for your daily sex session. Please, take off your pants and let me apply my Olio di Cocco Sardo on your private parts.
by Gabe_22 May 6, 2024
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.9.I Will Drift Around Her Curves, I Will See Her Soon, Say She Wants To Know My Name, I Thought She Knew The Truth Because Being Alone In the Dark Is The Sunflower Deed, That Is New York In June. Too much Stalling That Is Their Coccoon.9.
.9.I Will Drift Around Her Curves, I Will See Her Soon, Say She Wants To Know My Name, I Thought She Knew The Truth Because Being Alone In the Dark Is The Sunflower Deed, That Is New York In June. Too much Stalling That Is Their Coccoon.9.
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