Cream of nut soup

Spunk, cum, the hot steaming load!

Mary was indecisive what to have for starters at the restaraunt... After peering down her ample cleavage the Waiter cleared his throat and enquired ''Would madam care for a healthy portion of Cream of nut soup?''

by Fanimani April 19, 2009

cream on the crop

When you cum on her pussy and gets in her batch (pussy hair)

Person 1: Yo dude I heard you hit Michelle last night, is that legit?
Person 2: Yeah, I put the cream on the crop
Person 1: Damn son.

by ChaBoiX July 4, 2017

ice cream dispenser

To have your ice cream dispensed is to give someone a hot carl while receiving a handjob.

That girl is hot. I'd let her dispense my ice cream.

by plasticus April 28, 2004

cream pie

A vagina that's had a load of semen shot into it.
Note - semen ON a vagina is NOT a cream pie. Cream pies have cream on the INSIDE.

A vagina that mearly has semen ON it is just a messy vagina. Cream must be injected!

Fred stuffed his cock far inside Miffy and made a cream pie that took a full 5 minutes to run back out.

by Fred October 11, 2003

coffee creamer

A white man who is dating/having sexual relations with a black woman.

Coffee creamers are a rare find, but if you find one you know he is a brave-ass man.

by w00gy April 17, 2006

cream rinse

Conditioner; in the shower, cream rinse is put in after shampoo and then rinsed out to make hair soft and luxurious. It's usually creamy, hence the name.

Wow, Kerry, your hair is so soft! What kind of cream rinse are you using?

by Jedi-Harlot August 31, 2005

The Cream of the Crap

A company, product, or service whose only nororiety is derived from the fact that it is of the lowest possible quality.

You're getting a Geo? Going for the Cream of the Crap, are we?

by James Bell February 18, 2007