Crap-cramp

Acute pains in the abandomen as a result of going on the lash and forgetting to take a shit. Not very funny, just painful. Poo breaks are advised.

Dave: "Shiiiit, didn't go for a poo break."
Tom: "Mate you're sure to get the crippling crap-cramps."

Aloysius: "See how that girl's walking? Got crap-cramp."

Answerphone: "Sorry, can't get to the phone right now, suffering from crap-cramp."

Molly: "Going for a shit."
Edith: "Why?"

by Udrai Scheit February 27, 2010

Crap out the hoof

To plan on going crazy, drinking a lot, dancing all night, having wild sex. Typical saturday evening stuff. Crapping out the hoof usually ends in a big headache and loss of memory the next morning.

Person 1: Let's crap out the hoof tonight.
Person 2: hell yeah!

by Bekhouwejoh November 8, 2014

Capriocity

Capriocity is that brief moment the anus remains open after solid waste falls free of the body.

John Doe used a mirror while on the toilet to observe his capriocity.

by Drockb77 April 23, 2018

killer crap

(Noun) (killur krap) Mushy poo exiting at high velocity through the rectal cavity leaving you in a cold clammy sweat.

The kind of POO that killed Elvis.

(Verb)

When you eat a lumberjack slam at Lennys at 5 am and you have to take a "killer crap" 15 minutes later.

(Noun)

He wiped the sweat from his brow and said "Man,...That was a killer crap". "I wouldnt go in that bathroom for bout 35 forty five minutes"

by Ivan Vila June 30, 2006

Face Crap

another term lazy punkish scene kids use for their make up. originated randomly one day from the mouth of a girl who did not want to sound too girly. Most people may find it rather disgusting, but it's all in the attitude.

i gotta go wash my face crap off now. ttyl.

by AshBlash333 August 4, 2010

well crap

Something of extremely poor quality in a situation. Often used in conversations like this:

Person: *falls through the ceiling*
Other: Well crap

by KaOsDrAcO January 22, 2017

Halanna Capri

noun
noun: Halanna Capri

“a female deity”

• Princess
“Her Royal Highness Princess Halanna Capri Of Capri Island”

• Aliases
“The American Princess” “CapriVibez” “Urban Goddess” “Valentine” “Magwayen” “Vicky Valentine” “Goddess of Water” “Goddess of Life and Death”

Princess Halanna Capri, Her Royal Highness of the Capri Island In Italy, Rome. 🇮🇹

Halanna Capri is called The American Princess. 🇺🇸

by Indie Artist Fan January 25, 2020