abercrombie cowboy

A male, usually a teenager still in high school, who attempts to emulate a true country man wearing cowboy boots and going overkill on camo while speaking with a fake southern accent. In reality these individuals have never worked a day in their life, grew up in preppy suburbs, and don't know hunting outside of the show Duck Dynasty. Many times they can go from wearing cowboy boots and flannels to wearing Abercrombie or some other expensive name-brand clothing in a period of just 24 hours.

Guy 1: "I swear Bobby was wearing cowboy boots and camo yesterday. Whats up with the American Eagle shirt and khakis today?"

Guy 2: "He's just another abercrombie cowboy bro. He drives a Prius too."

by ALittleFartherSouth April 23, 2014

Cowboy grant

A guy named Grant who always acts like he lives in the countryside and thinks he is a redneck.

Hey where is cowboy grant?
He’s polishing his cowboy boots

by K_L_M16 November 26, 2018

Cowboy Law

When you give a girl your hat and she wears it, she's automatically your girlfriend.

When you let a girl drive your truck or jeep, she's your girlfriend.

Cowboy Law.

I let her drive my truck. Cowboy Law.

by Cblaw June 14, 2018

Spicy Cowboy

The act of a red bearded man in a Cowboy hat walks by and sticks his finger in you ass and smells it just to get his rocks off!

This man gave me a spicy cowboy and smelled his finger!

by 090iop January 10, 2020

Anal Cowboys

A gang founded in 2007 in Otaki, New Zealand.
Well known for travelling New Zealand and having GOOD TIMES!!
Sponsored by Dou Bros.

Man those Anal Cowboys are so hardcore... at having good times!!

by stupid retard January 24, 2019

Shaggy The Cowboy

Many dogs like to eat logs in the fog and it doesn't matter if it sounds wrong

Shaggy The Cowboy killed Chris.

by Mr. Shaggy The Cowboy December 31, 2018

cowboy vision

a condition affecting people in western rural areas or prehaps western schools like the university of wyoming. It results in the lack of any decent looking women so the men adjust their expecations to match the situation. Women ugly in california would be treated as goddeses in these areas.

John: Man jason thinks every girl in the state of flordia is hot.
Will: Its not his fault, he devoloped cowboy vision to cope with the women in wyoming/idaho.
John: Is there anyway to help him?
Will: No, after prolonged exposure to that situation cowboy vision is incurable.

by jack847 October 2, 2011