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cop 'stache

What happens when a man of age shaves off all facial hair but that above the upper lip, to create a more mature "cop" look. Prone to leaving onlookers slightly embarassed. Is extremely tacky (or, hidious). The cop 'stache should not be worn for more than 30 minutes.
"Woah, did you see that new cop 'stache he's rocking?"

"Yeah, but it kind of made me feel like crying on the inside"
by Not wearing a mustache March 14, 2006
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Cop Hold

To suddenly interrupt a cell phone convo by saying "COP HOLD"
If you are talking on a cell phone while driving, in an area where it is illegal, you have to quickly lower your phone out of sight if the police drive by.
Girl on phone: "So this creepy guy was, like, staring at my COP HOLD (pause)
BFF she's taking to: (understands the sudden interruption)
Girl on phone: "OK he's gone. So anyway..."
by carlsharp August 5, 2007
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Cop House

Another word used to describe a police station. Because all the cops are from there, it can accurately be described as their house.
John: "Danny was driving way to fast around the roundabout in front of the cop house. I thought we were done for."
Ikeo: "Yeah, the cops in this town won't let that fly. I'm surprised he didn't get screwed."
by Dude John James February 6, 2008
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Cop cursing

A service that is offered by some who pratice black magic,some forms of paganism,satanism ect.

for police brutality ect.
If you had a bad time with a cop go to John he does cop cursing.
by Deep blue 2012 November 30, 2009
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Cop no go zone

A place that is so dangerous the police won't even go there.There are some places in Mexico that are so bad tthe police won't even go there.
by Deep blue 2012 January 22, 2010
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Cop Coach

A mall cop that also coaches youth sports, especially their kids' soccer team. The most famous Cop Coach is Ralph Drabble who helps referee his son, Patrick's, soccer games. Cop Coaches are often criticized by their bad calls. But in the end a Cop Coach can be a sweet man. So next time you want a great game but you don't want to encroach, make friends with the ref, he just might be a Cop Coach!
Ralph: Great game, huh? Those boys were killing me. I was one worn out Cop Coach!

Liv: Cop Coach? What is that? Is that a cop that also coaches soccer?

Ralph: Sure, I coach my son, Patrick's, soccer team, The Varmits. He loves it! I never make bad calls on him.

Patrick: Yeah, Miss Liv, he's right. He never does make bad calls on me. He's one great coach!

Liv: Well, do you want me to help coach you, too? Me and my husband Ben could help.

Patrick: Yes, I don't need just a Cop Coach.

Liv: You are so sweet! See you at the next soccer game. Me and Grandpa Ben will be there with sweats on.

Patrick: Sweet! Cop Coaches rock!

Ralph: (blowing the coach whistle) You'd better move it, boy. You're gonna get glared!
by Dusty's Baby Powder January 18, 2012
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Cop Blocked

When a police officer prevents someone from getting with a girl
Similar to Cock Blocking but with a police officer
I was about to kiss her when I totally got Cop Blocked because he said I was trespassing
by TheRealBarber May 14, 2016
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