chonk

A green 2004 ford f1shitty that lives in Florida, he can carry memes and all your profit.. I mean friends in the dented bed and need no belt to drive. truly he is a joy to be around but he may brake

yo did you see chonk in the drive way today

by The1TruePhoenix June 22, 2022

Conk

To get yeeted in the opposite direction of your skateboard after trying to land a trick

Dude I almost landed an Ollie but I got conked

by 420mclovin69 August 25, 2022

chonka

A very rotund & most likely obese cat or feline. This is the upmost highest ranking in the animal kingdom and is at the top of the food chain.

I put the swerve on everyone's head, bitch, we gon' pull up, luh chonka

by plantmilk August 5, 2023

Bum Conkers

Testicles - Human or otherwise.

I’ve got really, really itchy bum conkers!

by Negative Bishop Revmond December 27, 2018

honky chonk

a polite way of saying s*x,, it's basically inverted-ly stabbing your corndog into the pink hula-hoop, rocket rodeo-ing, besieging the flesh castle, horizontal greased-weasel tango, clapping the burger,, pimpin' the bacon fiesta,, crab hunting in the cantaloupe,, you get the idea.

*notices apple sauce shaking on table*
guy 1: are we having an earthquake??
guy 2: no, those lovebirds are probably doing the honky chonk upstairs again..

by nicisww August 6, 2019

MY COMPUTER IS DOING THE MEGA CHONKY

when a computer is going slow. Because it hasn't been turned in a bit (a week).

man with computer: MY COMPUTER IS DOING THE MEGA CHONKY
another person: dam

by Oompiie April 1, 2021

conkie

A tight ass word that means awesome, sweet, cool, extreme, tubular, radical, gnarly, pimp, tight, swell, super, and most of all EPIC. The most uber cool word you can ever use to describing someone or something

Example 1:
It's so conkie to go munting

Example 2:
Peter:"We gotta conkie up in dis bitch."
Luke:"Fasho"

by HeyZuesChristo December 9, 2008