lifestyle center

An outdoor mall, usually featuring very upscale and pricey fashion stores, specialty stores, restaurants, and other trendy places. Can range in size from 10 to 100+ stores. Usually features nice architecture, brick walkways, chic lighting, and water features. Highly popular in upscale suburban/urbane areas in the Sunbelt and increasingly in the Midwest.

Hey, i'm going to check out that new lifestyle center they just built off the highway. They've got an Abercrombie & Fitch and everything!

by acb November 15, 2005

dick waggling contest

Any event where males try to prove their worth by comparing their (often irrelevant) possessions/attributes, especially when size is involved. Good examples are the comparisons of engine or salary sizes. This meaning originates from the idea that he whose penis is larger is superior; primitive males would 'waggle their dicks' to show whose was bigger.

Reporter: President Johnson, why are we still fighting the war in Vietnam?
LBJ: (unzips his fly, draws out his substantial organ): This is why!
Onlooker 1: Dude, that guy just whipped it out like LBJ! It's like the whole war is just a big dick waggling contest!
Onlooker 2: That IS LBJ, fool.

by Benny Singles December 8, 2007

Sweat T Shirt Contest

1.) When someone completely soaks their white t-shirt to the point that it becomes see-through.

2.) A direct result of overactive perspiration in an embarrassing public setting.

Dude 1: Hey bro, that was an intense game of b-ball
Dude 2: Fuckin' right dude, I'm totally rockin' a Sweat T Shirt Contest right now.
Dude1: Fuckin' gross, man!

by vinnyp7676 January 18, 2010

Parents Music Resource Center (pmrc)

a bunch of fucking stupid bible loving cock suckers that tried to keep music with bad language off shelves saying it caused violence in children

Parents Music Resource Center (pmrc)

V for violence
O for references to the occult
D/A for overuse of drugs/alcohol
X for harsh sexual content

Judas Priest -- "Eat Me Alive" -- Rated X
Motley Crue --"Bastard" -- Rated V
Prince -- "Darling Nikki" -- Rated X
Sheena Easton -- "Sugar Walls" -- Rated X
W.A.S.P. -- "(Animal) F-U-C-K Like a Beast" -- Rated X
Mercyful Fate -- "Into the Coven" -- Rated O
Vanity -- "Strap on Robbie Baby" -- Rated X
Def Leppard -- "High n' Dry" -- Rated D/A
Twisted Sister -- "We're Not Gonna Take It" -- Rated V
Madonna -- "Dress You Up" -- Rated X
Cyndi Lauper -- "She Bop" -- Rated X
AC/DC -- "Let Me Put My Love Into You" -- Rated X
Black Sabbath -- "Trashed" -- Rated D/A
Mary Jane Girls -- "My House" -- Rated X
Venom -- "Possessed" -- Rated O

by ac-dc May 2, 2011

contemporary

‘It’s modern but not modern modern’ —Anix 2021

A nice, contemporary home.

by jekrmfkod March 9, 2021

peruvian donkey slamming contest

A sacred contest held at the center of Peruvian villages, where all the villagers compare who's donkey has the largest penis. The villagers in an attempt to appease the Gods then proceed to lubricate the rectum of the village leader's daughter with cocoa butter, at which point the sodomy begins.

Adelmo: When is the next Peruvian donkey slamming contest?
Pablo: I don't know, but next year I hope to have the most powerful donkey in all of Peru.

by Charlie's Chocolate Factory October 25, 2009

Greenfield Center

A small town located outside of Saratoga Springs, NY. Home of Greenfield Elementary which is a Blue Ribbon school for those of you who don't know. Also home to some of the coolest people I have ever or will ever meet. Birth place of the GFA. Commonly reffered to as Gods Country, The Fields, Heaven on Earth, or The GFA. No matter where you are or how much you have had to drink, it's always a straight shot home.

Me: Are we staying in Greenfield Center tonight?
You: Lets get hammer drunk in Gods Country.

Person #1: Are you going home tonight?
Person #2: Straight shot, Straight shot

by Tyler Best March 4, 2009