Ear condom

noun. (figurative) A rubber sheath worn on the ear during a conversation to prevent an offence (a wounding of the feelings). First introduced by Lady Gaga in 2011, in her controversial song Judas.

Keep in mind that “ear condom” is to be used in the figurative sense only; do not attempt to wear a sexual condom on your ear or attempt to place one on the ear of a human (or an animal, like a pet dog).
Jameelha : What! You cheated on me with Lady Gaga! I'm going to fuck you up you son of a bitch!

Judas : I think i should wear an ear condom...
by Lostsoulnnp May 14, 2011
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cardboard condom

a makeshift condom used in desperate situations, or when either party is allergic to latex
feel free to decorate with sequins, glitter, or family photos
Caitlin bought Sophie a cardboard condom because she is allergic to latex
by jubilategang December 20, 2008
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poop condom

When one proceeds to fuck a girl in the ass and gets poop over their penis which then acts as a condom for vaginal sex.
"Dude did you at least use a condom?"
"No need we did anal first, we had a poop condom."
by Phishman631 April 19, 2008
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congo condom

eat a banana, put the peel over your dick, stick it out your pants fly, then when she goes to grab the "banana" you head but her and knock her out, then pull off the peel and stick your dick in her mouth
I got sally so good when i pulled a congo condom, but she didnt wake up for a while after it.
by nickdc323 August 20, 2005
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Catterick condom

The one failsafe method of birth control, much favoured between military types in the eponymous Yorkshire garrison town. See also: Colchester condom.
Now you will be wearing a Catterick condom when I meet you behind the barrack block tonight, won't you lieutenant?
by Lord Grimcock December 13, 2007
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finger condom

Traditionally called a finger cot. These offer protection for fingers in various activities.
Jane stole some finger condoms from her chemistry lab to use at her own leisure.
by dL September 21, 2004
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Used Condom

That used condom left the party without telling me, I had no way of getting home.
by Darkeststar January 02, 2011
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