Contemporaneous

Living at the same time

My mother and grandmother only contemporaneous a few short years together

by Disteny April 9, 2003

contempt of court

What any decent person feels having discovered the difference between the public image of British Justice and the practical reality: huge costs; incompetent lawyers who still use photocopiers instead of electronic documents, complete disregard by the judge for prima facie cases of perjury, contempt of court (in one of the other senses), evidence tampering, and witness tampering, and the circular, self-supporting ramblings of the judgement.

Judge: You are in contempt of court, Mr Smith.
Mr Smith: Yes, I am. I am surprised you noticed. You don't seem to have noticed anything else.

by Neubigmac February 3, 2017

Conteact

1. No actual meaning, but usually means some sort of contact with a chick.

2. to engage in any contact with a person of the opposite sex.

Oh man, I'd love to conteact with that chick!

by Jhoulz January 8, 2004

contemplator

Someone who sits around thinking about other people's parents all day instead of doing work.

She helped me pick out a Mother's Day gift, she is SUCH a contemplator.

by MAYONNAISE42069 December 2, 2016

Contemporate

A new word that is used to sympathize with foolish people after they might have been yabbed . It was generated by a young aspiring NIGERIAN footballer

I contemporate with u OGUNKANDE

by Bayor😎😂 February 20, 2020

Contemporary

Modern but not modern-modern

Definition requested by YouTuber Anix

Anix: These contemporary seats look so modern but not modern-modern

by bored_ March 10, 2021

Anti-contender

(1) An individual, object or situation that is either involuntarily or voluntarily not part of a tournament. This could be due to an injury; not meeting the standards and requirements of the tournament; or, in the case of an individual, he/she is actively able to decide to remain out of the tornament. Generally, objects and situations do not have the conscious choice of being an anti-contender, however, an individual has the liberty to choose whether or not they wish to be a participant.

(2) an individual who enjoys playing board games, strategy games and sport related games but does not participate or wish to be involved in playing games with people's lives, including their own. Generally a very straightforward person who can not watch another's life being played with and doesn't appreciate their own being made a toy.

(1) i. The javelin snapped just 5 minutes prior to the tournament and was immediately called out as an anti-contender for the entire comp.
ii. Tiger Woods fell ill days before the PGA tour and thought he'd best sit out as an anti-contender for the rest of the tournament.

(2) i. Peta loves playing basketball for the school team and bingo during her spare time but she does not play dangerous games with peoples lives. She enjoys board games but doesn't believe in gaming with life.
Example:
p1: "Peta, you can dunk a ball well but you're an anti-contender..."
Peta: "Yeah... that's just the way i am. To me, we don't make a game out of life, we make a gift out of it."
p1: "Fair enough."

by 1whodoesntlikelifegames August 16, 2010