A person on any video-sharing platform who looks for random/sad comments and hates/jokes on them for no reason.
Person 1: This video reminds me of my cat which just died.
Person 2: lol probably gonna be eaten by chinese people
Person 1: Why are you a comment hater you psychopath!
Person 2: lol probably gonna be eaten by chinese people
Person 1: Why are you a comment hater you psychopath!
by GMDsomedude July 14, 2022
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Person 1: bro did you see the comment where they mentioned their mom with cancer on a video about MEMES.
Person 2: yeah, that's uncool man, i hate comment sympathizers
Person 2: yeah, that's uncool man, i hate comment sympathizers
by dudewhomemes August 13, 2022
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No it’s not commenting.
Hym “No no no motherfucker. It’s not commenting on my comments about you. Regardless about how you feel about me you’re PROMULGATING my ideas. You’re promulgating my ideas, telling my jokes, and the people who are actually commenting are telling you how brilliant and funny I am. You’re actors are portraying me or reading the dialogue I’ve written. The episodes are getting better ratings and the movies are making more money. That’s not a comment bitch. I don’t have to watch and you don’t have to repeat the shit I write. Because what I wrote is so something you’re willing to lend your credibility to. Ann’s what is the actual difference between the comment section and the video? Other than the credibility you lend to the ideas you push. Nothing.
Hym “No no no motherfucker. It’s not commenting on my comments about you. Regardless about how you feel about me you’re PROMULGATING my ideas. You’re promulgating my ideas, telling my jokes, and the people who are actually commenting are telling you how brilliant and funny I am. You’re actors are portraying me or reading the dialogue I’ve written. The episodes are getting better ratings and the movies are making more money. That’s not a comment bitch. I don’t have to watch and you don’t have to repeat the shit I write. Because what I wrote is so something you’re willing to lend your credibility to. Ann’s what is the actual difference between the comment section and the video? Other than the credibility you lend to the ideas you push. Nothing.
You point a camera at your face and comment on everything you’ve seen or heard recently. Insert random guest star. It’s hardly any different from reading the super-chats on a twitch stream. Well, there is one difference. Status. You have more of it so you saying things matters more than me saying things. You all pretend to care so much about free speech but you consider any words spoken by a non-elite a waste of breath. Me doing this is ‘a waste of time’ not because you’re not doing the exact same thing but because it only matters when you do it. I’m less real. Just like all of your other ‘fans.’ It’s my job to be pleasant and shower you with praise for your self-evident superiority to me. Or shut up and don’t watch. That’s my role. Give me your currency or leave. Ope, but don’t cancel you! Gotta keep you up there above me. It’s wrong for me to drag you down here but it’s necessary for you to keep me where I am. And that’s all it will ever be. Not for you. Not for your slut daughters. But for the people who only matter in theory. It’s more than just commenting.”
by Hym Iam November 16, 2022
Get the Commenting mug.The worse version of a Comment Vulture. Instead of exploiting replies to self-promote, these guys like to exploit replies to insult anyone following that thread, almost always for trolling and nothing more. The most infamous of Comment Coyotes is ForgiveZharion, who may as well be the most nefarious troll of the 2020's.
SOMEONE: "Hopefully no Comment Coyotes come here to ruin the fun!"
FORGIVEZHARION: "ratio + l + i don't argue with babys like u + this u"
FORGIVEZHARION: "ratio + l + i don't argue with babys like u + this u"
by Jsslade October 13, 2022
Get the Comment Coyote mug.Comment Currency: when one receives good night wishes but it is not read until the morning, the comment may be exchanged to mean have a good day
by Craftywolfe March 5, 2023
Get the Comment Currency mug.All of us guys remarked to Tiffany about how good she looked straight out of da shower, but da commenterry REALLY picked up when she actually let us remove her bathrobe so dat we could see and feel her sleek freshly-scrubbed naked body for ourselves!
by QuacksO March 25, 2023
Get the commenterry mug.A group of people (Usally Male) that go onto a social media comment section of the people they like. And say something usally simple and horny. Includes the words: "Mommy", "Daddy", And more, in a sexaul manner. They are seen in a bad light. The same way simps are, but they are not simps in livestreams or in real life. They are only in comment sections such as Instagram, Tiktok, and others with still comment sections.
by Figro May 14, 2023
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