Coffee Wanker

The act of ordering a Ridiculously long named coffee normally from a franchise coffe shop such as starbucks.

These people are called coffee wankers.

Jesus Victoria couldnt you have just ordered a large White coffee from starbucks instead of a Grande Skinny Latte with soya milk, twist of lemon and a sprinkle of Cinnamon and shot of vanilla? you dirty coffee wanker.

by Moonbizzle III September 25, 2009

coffe shop

A place of business used as a front to sell drugs.

Did you see shane at the coffe shop today ?

by skawtA November 27, 2007

dereks coffee

An amazing coffee chain started by Dereks Gerard

Starbucks is the rival to Dereks Coffee

by Jdjsnskznsks July 10, 2019

an awfully hot coffee pot

Something Eminem wants to dump on Trump's head

That's an awfully hot coffee pot
Should I drop it on Donald Trump? Probably not
-Eminem

by mr305w0rldwide December 4, 2020

Get coffee

Going out with a girl/guy to set the stage for a sexual interaction.

Lets go out and get coffee.

Let me buy you a coffee.

by Rubmytummy May 5, 2016

butt coffee

liqui-shit, the color and consistency of coffee. See butt vomit.

I had a raging case of butt coffee last night. My ass is raw from wiping

by itchy corn April 16, 2003

Coffee Shop Assault Vehicle

Slang to describe the trendy scooters commonly seen outside coffee shops.

Jenny's got a new little coffee shop assault vehicle, I see her riding it all over town!

by James Weyand November 10, 2007