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tickle my colon

This phrase is mostly used when you want to say something that makes absolutely no sense. but its funny.
Fagget 1" hey get outta here bitch!"

Fagget 2 " hey how bout you tickle my colon!'
by GG_delux_yg4hunnid June 4, 2016
mugGet the tickle my colonmug.

White colonizer

Is definitely a slur and one of the worst ones you can use against white people who’s ancestors were notorious colonizers that would enslave, genocide, wage war against, and rape entire races of people for profit, control, pleasure, because they could and what where you gonna do about it, and status.

As a slur, it can be used against any white peeps n that denies their own privilege, has the attitudes and beliefs of white supremacist, Christian nationalists, or greedy and self centered capitalist, and denies that systematic oppression doesn’t occur at the rate that it actually does—which in this day and age quite a bit. They are typically xenophobic, transphobic, homophobic, biphobic, and sexist as well as disproportionately conservative. They’re often holocaust deniers but in spite of having many belief adjacent to Neo nazism, will be offended if you compare them to Hitler. The costly complain about the “woke” movement and every bit of racially diverse, female, or LGBTQ+ representation that comes in their TV screen as the barked back to the good old days when white colonizers spread their religion, heteronormativity, and other terrible cultural norms forcefully on to people of color all around the world.
1.) Jeff from HR didn’t submit my discrimination report because he and the man who did this to me are both white colonizers.
2.) I think Jose is a Spaniard that hates POC because he said he doesn’t think “Negros” deserve affirmative action and if they’re too stupid to get into college in their own it’s not because systemic oppression and generational poverty make it harder but because they’re too stupid to breed with the white race.
by NotURmomsLIB June 21, 2024
mugGet the White colonizermug.

White Colonizer Syndrome

Men or women who end up dating white people (mostly or almost exclusively) due to reasons including, but not limited to: conscious/subconscious social gain, self-hate for one’s culture, thinking that dating from one’s culture/ethnicity is like dating their sibling, etc. Is the equivalent of colonization at the level of romantic interest.
Jessica/James could never date within their culture/ethnicity - they have major white colonizer syndrome!
by raisin516 August 31, 2025
mugGet the White Colonizer Syndromemug.

Colon

Damn you Colon
by Eeeidifo December 29, 2021
mugGet the Colonmug.

Colonic colonist

Someone (typically of the male gender) who frequently spends time exploring the colon of another man.
"Adam is always drinking iced tea and watching Queer Eye. What a colonic colonist!
by ThunderclashPrime August 25, 2021
mugGet the Colonic colonistmug.

Colon 3ed

Brain rot and mental fog due to exposure to certain communities (ie the boykisser community) that use :3 and other "cutesy" phrases, this self image of being cutesy and silly causing mental fog and lack of focus is called being Colon 3ed
Person 1: "Did you hear Dan got colon 3ed and dropped out of collage"
Person 2: "Wasn't he going to be a climate scientist"
by fuzzballjr March 29, 2024
mugGet the Colon 3edmug.

Golden colon cleansing

To urinate in someone's anus
Stan showed Alice what it was to get a golden Colon cleansing, the mess was horible
by Hugesten November 27, 2023
mugGet the Golden colon cleansingmug.

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