College cupcake

An overentitled college student that needs a safe space because of a mouse fart. These creatures tend to move to their parents basement after receiving a $60,000 education and being indoctrinated with liberal ideologies . They will end up on welfare after they use up everyone else's money and then whine about being mistreated because they didn't get everything given to them without working for it.

The college cupcake protested the protesting protester.

College cupcake by Turd_Furgason November 23, 2016

College Lesbian 

A woman who has sex with women because it adds to her social capital or helps her seem more appealing to men.

She started dressing like a dyke but you know she's just a college lesbian.

College Lesbian by DiamondDorje March 1, 2018

college sainte marcelline

bitch ass school with a handful of good ppl the rest are a bunch of stuck up virgin mary's that don't know how to act. the school itself is all broken down and looks like a fkg correction facility from the outside even though we're not that pour. we get a boring ass high school experience
marcy un jour marcy toujours

normal friend: what school u go to?
you: oh you don't know it.. it's in the middle of a fucking forest...its college sainte marcelline
normal friend: *makes a pitty face* im sorry...

college sainte marcelline by yourveryownmarcy October 16, 2019

College Station 

A tiny speck of a town in the heart of Texas. It's entire existance depends on the money spent by Texas A&M students on alcohol. Drinking at Northgate is the main town activity.

Let's goto College Station and drink.

College Station by Pablo the Caver July 22, 2004

college girlfriend 

In essence a fuck buddy (m/f) .. that you hold hands with when you're with them.

Guy 1: So what you're going steady with that chick?
Guy 2: Dude it's college, everyone knows that a college girlfriend is basically a booty call with a little PDA here and there.

college girlfriend by Shake_it_n_Bake_it September 30, 2009

College essays

(noun, pl.) A completely masturbatory work of high school fiction, used by college admissions officials as psyops tests in order to evaluate your personality. These, on college applications, are better left blank, so long as your GPA, SAT, and other tests are in your advantage. Otherwise, sarcastic embellishment is usually required, in the form of a Hail Mary Pass.

Tom: So, how did you do on your college applications?
Michael: Great! I got accepted at all four of my picks, plus the University of Miami, and I didn't even apply there!
Tom: Wow! What did you write for your College essays? I couldn't think of anything but massive bullshit.
Michael: Oh, that's okay. They prolly didn't even read yours. I left all of mine blank, and they didn't care.
Tom: Well, you were a great student.
Michael: It's okay for you though, you just need to choose a less exclusive major.

College essays by ssppuunn January 25, 2014

College Works Painting 

Largest college internship in the United States. Teaching students how to manage and operate their own residential painting business in neighborhoods in more than 19 states from California to Massachusetts. This program is legit because they train and teach you how to manage your own business venture, and they don't ask you for any money for start-up. They provide the means necessary to build your company from the ground up. The profits depend all on the student, how much work and effort you put into their business will determine how much salary they take home a week. The residential painting business is about customer service, and hard work.

The College Works Painting internship is a unique and worthwhile experience if you are looking to run your own business.

College Works Painting by audreyfan86 February 27, 2009