Cockholm Syndrome

The indifference of women towards an unsolicited cell phone picture of a penis.

Annabelle has gotten so many dictures that she doesn’t even bat an eye. She must have Cockholm Syndrome.

by StrataShoes November 29, 2017

Cockgobbler

A species of bird that is the result of cross-breeding a male chicken, or rooster, with a female turkey. Similarly to the mule, they can not reproduce, but unlike mules this is not a result of being naturally infertile, but because Cockgobblers are all either females or homosexual.

1.
Farmer: "Your daughter is quite the cockgobbler"
Rooster: "Bu-cooooooock" (Roughly translated in English: Why thank you. I and her mother, a turkey, raised her very well.)

2.
A: How did Andy Dick have children? Aren't Cockgobblers sterile?
B: Bitch please, they aren't infertile they just don't reproduce because the males only want to fuck other males.
A: Well how did Andy Dick do it?
B: I hear he gobbled his own cock and then spit the semen into a female's vagina.
A: Ohhh that makes sense.

by Hodagophile November 21, 2010

Cockboy

One who acts stupid or does stupid shit usually to impress a peer or girl

Wow, that kid is a fuckin cockboy

by los69;) January 8, 2011

cocktopus

A synonym for "bullshit".

Dude, that test yesterday was total cocktopus.

by Schilldebeast April 16, 2008

cockgobbler

Connor Duffie

Damn that due is a cockgobbler

Yeah, thats Connor Duffie

by ccduff11 December 9, 2008

Irish Clocktower

The act of getting a girl hammered drunk and while shes passed out you bone her and time how long it takes for you to jism.

"Dude John just gave Stacy an Irish Clocktower!"
"How long did it take John to jism?"
"5 minutes."
"Thats John's new record!"

by CIRCUS1337 December 9, 2008

Cocktosis

When your dick is shoved between your own ass cheecks.Almost like a "cameltoe".

Ugh,shit my dick is in between my ass,this cocktosis hurts.

by Bodom AsSid January 2, 2009