Molotav Cocktail

when you pop a girls cherry with your penis, and blood gets all over your dick as you shoot your load.

you gave that girl a molotav cocktail, thats hardcore

by Adassica August 29, 2009

Cocktail party

Where sophisticated grown ups go to lie to each other; dry hump in closets.

"Life is just one big stinking cocktail party isn't it doc?"
"Get out of my car."

by Anymajor-dude November 14, 2014

cockdail

when lust drives you to call or text some one of the phone, who you only want to talk to, or text with because you want to have sex with them.

I knew Skyler would cockdail her last night, when he left the club, his dick was hard as quantuum physics.

by drbillyg May 9, 2011

Cocktail Of Death

The Cocktail Of Death is the last resort. If you need to work through the night to finish something so vital you are willing to risk death. The Cocktail Of Death is made by opening a Mega Monster and pouring a 5 Hour energy in it.

(WARNING: DO NOT DRINK ALL AT ONCE!!! YOU COULD DIE!!! DO NOT DRINK ALL AT ONCE!!!).

Jake: Jase, pray for me.
Jase: Man what's wrong??
Jake: I need to finish a 29 more page on my research paper, its due in 10 hours...
Jase: NOO you can't its not worth it!!!
Jake: I have to dang-it I need its power. I need the Cocktail Of Death.
Jase: *In tears*

Jake: If something happens to me, tell my family I loved them.

by Makslacker March 1, 2015

Mixed Cocktail

When too gay male lovers, fax the pope into a wash rag, and leave the rag out for a week. Later once opening the rag, the semen has mixed together into a dry crusty material.

NUBS and I beat our meat into a dirty dish rag, making a mixed cocktail.

by Boxiom1 July 20, 2008

flatline cocktail

Mixing painkillers and/or anti-anxiety pills with booze.

Bob always enjoys a flatline cocktail on his day off. One day he will wind up on a ventilator in a persistent vegetative state.

by kajoe December 11, 2009

Lethal Cocktail

A combination of, but not limited to, Adderall, Vyvanse, Cocaine, Marijuana, and Percocet. These ingredients must be ingested within one hellacious night, often proceeded by playing unheard-of amounts of guitar, to be considered a true "Lethal Cocktail."

Dear lord man.. that lethal cocktail almost killed us.

What did we just fucking do? That'd be a lethal cocktail bro.

by Dick Ironhammer November 1, 2010