council cocktail

Cheap cocktails that you get while out on the piss in town, usually of poor standard

Customer: "I'll have a council cocktail please"
Barkeep: "Will vodka red bull be ok?"
Customer: "Definitely!"
Barkeep: "Safe"

by Rapc February 28, 2009

Christmas cockblock

Untimely visitors around the holiday season that keep couples from having relations and or feeling the love.

My mother-in-law Dolores aka 'the Christmas cockblock' showed up with her bags for a week....no holiday cheer for us:(

by C.Lit March 29, 2015

matthew cockerill

This guy is an absalute tank of lad who knows what he's chatting.

You can spot a Matthew Cockerill coz he is the fittest lad you ever did see. ;)

*Girl 1 - Woo that lad is fit and i mean.... Fit

*Girl 2 - He has to be a Matthew Cockerill

by Shesamunter22 May 15, 2016

Sloth Cock

When a penis is so large its slouching like a sloth.

Sara told me Sam's dick is like a Sloth cock

by Sam Sloth June 26, 2016

National Cock and Ball Torture Day

January 15th, use this day wisely. Just use cock and ball torture on anyone you see, in moderation of course. Or use it for yourself, get into the spirit!

John: Hey Jimmy, you know when National Cock and Ball Torture Day is?
Jimmy: January 15th, bro
John: Oh shit that’s today!
*Jimmy runs away

by memevegtal December 19, 2019

Old Kennedy Cock Punch

(n) A deceptive maneuver, when one kneels, pretending to adjust the penny in his loafer, only to raise up and punch someone square in the cock.

Mike: "Oh shoot, my penny is falling out of my loafer..." (kneels to fix it)

Bill: "I hate it when that happens"

Mike: (Punching Bill in the cock) "Old Kennedy Cock Punch!"

by Ray Kinsella April 13, 2011

milk a cock

Suck a cock dry. A fantastic blow job.

I' can milk a cock so good you won't be able to walk.

by Lee the Red Dog Leader October 8, 2017