clusterfuckarchy

Occurs when a group of twits in power sit down to resolve something incredibly simple and start asking questions such as, "wouldn't it be great if...!" or "what about if we just added...?". The end result is that the simple goal becomes unbearably cumbersome, inefficient, redundant, or just plain stupid as the knuckle-dragging mouth-breathers who came up with the plan in the first place.

Jane: did you hear about the board's decision about installing a coffee machine in the break room?
Martha: Yeah. That clusterfuckarchy couldn't decide on anything. Decaf or not? Organic or regular milk? Lattes or cappuccinos? And all we wanted was a cup of Joe. It's a wonder this company runs at all with dumbfucks like them at the wheel.

Jane: Word.

by The Nordic Avenger February 26, 2011

Clustertrump

Word origin: "Clusterfuck."

Refers to the mess Pres. trump has created in the world through his record-breaking number of executive orders. Most especially, the Muslim ban (not his words), signed on January 25, 2017. This has led to "overturning" America's longstanding label of being the world's melting pot through his actions of hate, fear and ignorance.

"Do NOT give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free..."
"Wow, that new American president has really created a clustertrump."
"We've been clustertrumped...and we're not even shocked."

by No Earplugs January 29, 2017

Clusterfuckers

Clusterfuckers: the uniquely American response to the COVID-19 Pandemic; whereby large groups of flag-waving, Constitution-citing, conservative rednecks assert their “right” to gather en masse with no regard for social distancing or face coverings when in actuality said clusterfuckers have never read the Constitution nor understand what’s actually written in the document.

Tom: Did you see all those clusterfuckers at the Trump rally?
Dave: Yeah! It’s the latest trending COVID-19 hotspot now. Stupid clusterfuckers!

by Seamus Teague August 9, 2020

unmitigated clusterfuck

A term used to describe an extremely dire situation or where events have not gone the intended way.

"I cant believe it. This orgy is a complete unmitigated clusterfuck!"

by TheMightyFlam September 11, 2015

Taiwan bus clusterfuck

Traffic congestion caused by 2 or more Taiwan public buses blocking a multi-lane road. This is usually caused by one or more buses using the inside lane unnecessarily, even though there are frequent bus stops. Reasons bus drivers choose to use the inside lane vary and include, but are not limited to:

- trying to leap frog the bus in front of them
- attempting to pass a slow driver
- desire to be closer to the "front of the line" while stopped at a red light
- incompetence
- being born with a small penis

I could drive to work so much faster if it wasn't for all those Taiwan bus clusterfucks on Bei Xin Road

by King Xavier August 7, 2012

Clusterphobia

The fear of things that are in clusters. For example: holes or dots in clusters, certain insects gathered or on top of each other in a group, groupings of things

"Omg! Ew! I cannot look at that, it freaks me out! I have clusterphobia!"

by TrinaBina December 19, 2008

Unholy German Clusterfuck

A far more accurate name given to the historical mess of states that made up the "Holy Roman Empire". Often shortened to the HRE, the Holy Roman Empire was a collection of states that made what is now Germany and northern Italy, neither of those include the city of Rome so that's one strike, the Protestant reformation basically split the HRE in two so that's another strike. Lastly there was never any real semblance of Imperial Authority and it was just a huge clusterfuck for most of it's existence. 3 Strikes and your out.

Me: Google, search up the Holy Roman Empire.
Google: Did you mean Unholy German Clusterfuck?

by CharleMAIM April 18, 2018