clit-slap

A technique used by men who are unsure of what they are doing sexually. Vigorous clitoral rubbing and slapping is involved, inducing painful yelps which may be misconstrued as moans of pleasure, thus encouraging the man even further.

OH YEAH YOU LIKE THAT BITCH? UH HUH (whack whack whack)

AAAAAAAH FUCK

yeh she likes that clit-slap

by Chickwhogotclitslapped June 3, 2013

clit monkey

A person who likes the clitoris. Whether stinky or beautiful, the clit monkey dives right in making distinguishing monkey sounds.

Brett clit monkey'd that bitch last Saturday. He ripped that shit so bad it looked like ravioli.

by Jared Boyer January 1, 2006

CLIT CREW

a group of rediculously hot girls from south georgia, who happen to form cults, crews, posses, and/or gangs relating to their location and sex

did you see that clit crew last night? hot as shit, id do them

by k4713 July 24, 2006

clit farmer

An alternate way to call someone a whore or slut, while also attempting to make them look stupid after they confusingly ask what you said.

Thacker's Facebook status: "Banged nine girls last week. Hell yeah."

Zuel: "You're such a clit farmer."

Thacker: "A what?"

The entirety of Thacker's friends list: "Hahahahahahahaha."

by AaronCopeland July 13, 2011

Clit punch

Like the junk punch for guys, this version involves basically doing a "cup check" on a woman. Basically I invented this by accident after my girl tried to "cup check" me. I figured that since she doesn't have the same parts... It wouldn't hurt as bad... Apparently (as she described it) it is the equivalent of a guy getting hit in the balls... My bad...

Like in the video game Saints Row the Third, that bitch was pissing me off so I had to use the clit punch attack.

by Painful jujitsu February 4, 2012

clit pump

The use of a suctioning device placed on the clitoris to create a new sensation and enlarge it.

"I'm gunna go buy a clit pump because my clit is so small you can't even find it!"

"I'm gunna go buy a clit pump because my clit is so small you can't even find it!"

by Dr. V. Jay, PhD November 6, 2014

clit fit

A clit fit occurs when a lesbian begins to rant about the male dominant society in which we live and how nearly everything is constructed in a phallic way to subliminally undermine women and their vaginas.

lesbian having a clit fit, "Look at that light switch! It's a like a little cock I have to stroke just see in the dark!"

man, "but if it you stuck your finger in a hole in the wall to turn on a light, you could be electrocuted."

lesbian having a clit fit, "fuck your penis!"

man, "please do."

by Hellpaddy July 24, 2009