Lettuce Chopper

When you catch a girl masterbating

I walked by the office last night after work and caught C.P. chopping lettuce! I guess she's a Lettuce Chopper.

by IronChefofVag March 25, 2009

Mini Cooper

- One of the best cars ever.
- Great, responsive, peppy engine.
- 2011 model = best model.
- I’m 12 years old, And a mini is my dream car...

You can’t drive a Mini Cooper? You’re a car enthusiast, and my grandma can drive one. LITTERALLY

by Epïc D Män July 8, 2019

Chopper

A versatile word that is generally used to describe someone who is a bit of a goon/ loser. Can also be shortened to chop.

Have you met that Simon bloke? He's a complete chopper!

by Rob In June 3, 2014

john cooper school

An exclusive K-12 preportary school where rich preppy kids who get Louis Vuitton bags for their 16th birthday, has at least one BMW in the garage, and has cleaning and lawn maintenence service. Household income is a key admissions indicator. Roflcopter posession is mandatory.

Also pronounced John Cupper if you are mentally deficient

Yo the sweet sixteen was so totally John Cooper School Yo!

by I.P. April 30, 2006

cooper trooper

A hardcore fan of Alice Cooper.

Bryan is a total Cooper Trooper. He's got all of Alice Cooper's albums, many on vinyl.

by T-von August 9, 2007

Cooper

A talking vibrater

Cawa's Cooper broke last night

by yew-all-suck September 26, 2008

cooper cordes

A fortnite virgin who' s never had sexual intercourse with a real female. Instead he prefers to have sex with an anime body pillow with a 2 inch hole where the vagina would be. He's a major disappointment to his friends and family and is currently under house arrest for bringing his katakana collection to his school. His parents are considering a divorce because of his disappointing behavior

"you that cooper cordes kid asked me out and i'm like yeet id never date a weeb"

by lil_woodchip July 19, 2018