choad slurper

One who swallows semen during fellatio.

Bill was awarded the choad slurper of the year award by the homosexual adult industry association.

by ValueSlut February 27, 2003

choad

a weanis that is as long as wide, women receive more pleasure from a choad

won't you pleasure me with your choad

by Tquizzie January 17, 2004

Choad Bashing

While holding the penis perpendicular to the body a group of men attempt to supress their errections while flicking each other repeatedly on the testicles

Dude are you coming to dereks choad bashing this weekend

by Dr_Bunage March 5, 2008

choagie

A Huge grey loogie containing lots of Pot Resin

A hung a sick "choagie" on a niggers face just for being a dumb nigger

by Danielle February 27, 2004

team choad

A group of loser guys with nothing better to do than create stupid assanine stuff on xanga.

Team Choad sucks the big one!

by Team Chader April 6, 2005

choad

1. A penis that is really short and wide, shaped like a tree stump.

2. Someone who is acting really dumb and like a faggot.

1. My friend George Politsopoulos pulled down his pants at the party to show everyone his choad.

2. While at the bar, Jared Deutsch was acting like choad tryin to tea bag someone.

by Jared Deutsch February 20, 2005

choad

A choad is a dick, which is wider than it is long.

Peter has a sweet little choad!

by l.obermayer May 2, 2003