by kamal sharma April 9, 2005
Get the Chinalke mug.China Syndrome is when you connect to the Internet through a network that constantly tightens up its network policing policies, blocking more and more sites as time goes by. Named for the Chinese government's infamous crackdowns on forbidden sites.
"Man, this is bullshit. My network at work just started blocking 4chan!"
"That's the fifth site they've blocked this month! Sounds like your company's got a case of China Syndrome."
"That's the fifth site they've blocked this month! Sounds like your company's got a case of China Syndrome."
by Darc Discordia June 6, 2009
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China weed is the term for shit weed. It gets you high but there's absolutely no flavor, taste like shit etc.
by BlckDynamite May 6, 2011
Get the China weed mug.Guy 1: If you go to China you will be shot for no reason
Chinese Dude - hey I've lived my whole life there and I'm not in prison or anything
Chinese Dude - hey I've lived my whole life there and I'm not in prison or anything
by Mysterious Dust November 1, 2019
Get the China mug.Normally the preserve of foreign visitors (normally Westerners) to China. Has been known to affect people immediately after arrival. Can involve the following symptoms. The shits, runny shits, pink eye, very runny shits, explosive shits, firecracker shits (or ring of fire), vomiting, bile burps, hallucinations, bloating, sponsorship from toilet roll and plunger companies, amoebic dysentery, watery shits, shitty shits etc, wishing for death, will writing, itchiness in the upper colon, last rites, dramatic weight loss, a general feeling of discontent. Constipation is not a symptom.
a. “Where have you been all morning?”
b. “I had a touch of China Syndrome (Gan Mao Zedong)"
a. “Dude" with emotion, "Not the Gan Mao Zedong’s.”
b. “I had a touch of China Syndrome (Gan Mao Zedong)"
a. “Dude" with emotion, "Not the Gan Mao Zedong’s.”
by Lenny Banter August 30, 2008
Get the China Syndrome (Gan Mao Zedong) mug.A way of expressing ones laughter; finding something especially hilarious and having a big laugh
**The joke you are laughing at may or may not have to do with china
**The joke you are laughing at may or may not have to do with china
joe: my mom fell down the stairs today, she broke her hip!
jim: great lawl of china!!! that must have been a funny sight!
jim: great lawl of china!!! that must have been a funny sight!
by mhm alright ok May 26, 2011
Get the great lawl of china mug.Chinalise (v.)- To make something or someone more Chinese in terms of appearance or cultural values.
Chinalization (n.) The process of doing this
Chinalization (n.) The process of doing this
Man #1
"Since that guy got back from China he always squats on top of the toilet to drop a turd"
Man #2
"That's Chinalization bro" "
Man#3
"He's totally chinalised"
"Since that guy got back from China he always squats on top of the toilet to drop a turd"
Man #2
"That's Chinalization bro" "
Man#3
"He's totally chinalised"
by wildbynamewildbynature October 22, 2012
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