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Skinniest Fat Chick

Someone who doesn't have any perspective on their own life because of the group of people they were surrounded by. The skinniest girl in a group of fat chicks for example would consider herself thin by comparison.
She's definitely the skinniest fat chick of that group, she 'only' got two baby daddy's
by skinny fat girl August 6, 2009
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cotton swab dick chick

A girl who uses a cotton swab to gather seminal fluid from dicks.
Hey, stop that girl! She's a cotton swab dick chick and she's stole me cum. (say it in an Irish accent)
by PGVaginamort November 23, 2016
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Hot Chick Dump

A Hot Chick Dump (HCD) is normal taken by a hot chick on vacation with her boyfriend at a public bathroom. Generally Hot Chicks give the impression that they do not defecate and therefore in order to keep this myth alive and not turn off their prospective spouse, they generally take their dumps in the hotel lobby bathrooms.
Dude in love. "I could swear that Susie just doesn't sh*t! She's incredible!"
Reality dude -"Bro, she's probably taking her Hot Chick Dump in the hotel lobby while you are at the bar."
by Bro Advisor January 14, 2014
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Chick or Dude

A game initiated when one cannot discern the gender identity of a given subject. The subject, known only as "it" until gender is determined, is scrutinized by the players until they can establish gender based on mannerisms, accessories, and the subject's interactions with its surroundings.
Player 1: Hey, check this out.
*Player 2 looks where player 1 is pointing*
Player 2: Chick or Dude!
Player 1: Upon further examination, it's a chick - see, it has a purse.
by TXW December 18, 2008
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chick lapse

doing something irreparably stupid as a result of a temporary lapse in reason caused by a hot chick.

(not to be confused with chicks' laps, which are significantly cooler)
Dude Uno: Hey so are you and Matt on speaking terms now?

Dude Dos: Na, i fucked up our relationship by going after his girl
Stacey.

Dude Uno : Man, you had yourself a major chick lapse.
by batt men December 24, 2008
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chick trailing

When bored, follow the route of hot chicks in a club.
Walk to a hottie, check her out and if no succes; look for the next girl to hit on. Continue till mission accomplished...

Make it look like you are on your way to something else and coincidentally run into her.
Don't follow same paths or make circles; it will look desperate.
"Dude, I didn't see you all night last night"
"True. I was chick trailing"

"I was soo bored, I was chick trailing all night."
"And did you manage to finish the trail?"
"Yep, I made out with this really hot chick."
"Sweet..."
by Super-K September 28, 2009
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chick repellant

A colorless, odorless aura that lingers over a loser dudes, preventing them from hooking up with chicks. or other dudes
"Bill and I went out last night, but he apparently doused himself in 'chick repellant before we left', because no women would even talk to him."
by stellarchef April 6, 2010
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