custard tanks

A massive pair of jugs which are carrying more dairy delights than your local milk float.

“Phwoar, look over there Stuart, it’s Kirsten Custard Tanks”

by BahamGroag November 27, 2024

Custard cock

Dick cheese

I just got custard cock on my face said Karen and she wiped away the buttery smegma on her mouth from chads dick

by Chokesondicks December 8, 2024

cartarded

Someone who believes that Playboi Carti will drop his album on Friday

"Dude that guy really thinks Carti's dropping 'I AM MUSIC' on Friday, he's so cartarded!"

by backcore March 5, 2025

Castradamus

A tier list made for predictions of the cast of an object camp; typically a contest of some sort for who has the best prediction.

If you have a castradamus for the contest, put it in now, the cast reveal is starting soon.

by Sumaesioso1 May 18, 2025

Custard Camel

A fat camel with multiple custard-like fat humps. This phenomenon is usually caused by drinking too much beer and as a coping technique, they usually revert to low carb beers.

Look at that Custard Camel. You can tell by the Low Carb HANN 3.5 in his hoof.

by jsjbhr35 November 10, 2025

Custard

Half-cunt,half-basterd

That guy over there is a custard

by Johndeere310r December 5, 2025

CustardClod

The embodiment of "I can be a woman I can be a man" and "I swore I'd never sin again"

CustardClod won't stop reading Yaoi, I'm seriously concernedml.

by CustardClod December 9, 2025