clean the carpet

to shave, trim, wax and/or manicure pubic hair

Crap! I completely forgot that David's coming over tonight... I need to run home and clean the carpet.

by runnerbabe July 2, 2009

hashinshin's carpet

act of masturbating on a carpet

did you see Johnny do a hashinshin's carpet on that bitch's face?

by bigblackniggaballshd420 February 21, 2020

Carpe Diem

A word originating from the Latin language, meaning "seize the day". This phrase has began to be used to as a motivation for people to just seize the day,to stop messing around, and to live life on the edge.

After that talk with coach Consbruck, made me realize that we have to just carpe diem and go all out with whatever I do

by paulie cipriani January 12, 2009

carpet bomber

Refers to the lesbo that illicits her sexual explosion upon the "carpet" of her dyke counterpart.

It took me three hours and two showers to clean up that atomic carpet bombing she laid on me last night. She is a carpet bomber galore.

by scissorccs March 21, 2010

carpe diem

Homer Simpson says "Seize the Doughnut", forget about siezing the day.

Carpe diem, MMMmmm... Doughnuts

by Huw_Jarse November 10, 2005

carpet

A lush expanse of hair covering the vulva, meant to be munched upon and not shaven.

"Mmmm, check out that carpet, I wish I was eating some of *that*!"

by KCtah October 25, 2003

Carpet Cleaner, The

When you are doing a girl doggy style on a rug or carpet and you grab her hands so that her face falls into the carpet.

I gave stephanie the carpet cleaner yesterday. She got pissed and stormed out.

by Greg H March 17, 2003