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Canadian Cement Mixer

The act of spreading a person's ass cheeks, and further, deficating into previously stated open anus. Epoxy is then applied to the cheeks and held closed until dry.
"Oh man, check out my butt! I just got a Canadian Cement Mixer from Marco!"
by Ross224 January 20, 2009
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canadian autobahn

Hwy 407 in the GTA
That road was built for speed, yea its the canadian autobahn
by ChrisET January 3, 2009
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Canada Post

ASSHOLE Corporation owned by the Federal Government of Canada. It is designed to screw the Canadian public out of their money as a hidden government tax. Additionally, the Management employed are mentally and emotionally impaired with as much interpersonal relationship skills as a brick wall. Addtionally, the CUPW Union Reps are full of closet fascists who are actually Canada Post Management *wanna beees* in how they treat CUPW members they don't like.
ASSHOLE Corporation owned by the Federal Government of Canada. It is designed to screw the people of Canada out of their money as a hidden tax. Additionally, the Management they employ are as dumb as high school drop outs with as much interpersonal relation skills as a brick wall. Addtionally, the CUPW Union Reps are full of idiotic brain dead filth who are closet fascists who are actually Canada Post Management *wanna beees*
by Spider Man 2012 January 5, 2012
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canadian cream pie

When a man puts maple syrup in a woman's vagina before sex. He then ejaculates inside if her, making a gooey mess of syrup and semen.
Jane has to shower because John gave her a Canadian cream pie.
by premiumwords October 22, 2012
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Cross Canadian Ragweed

The best band ever. It's a know fact they have never made a bad song. They are true Badasses. The members are: Cody Canada, Grady Cross, Randy Ragsdale, and Jeremy Plato.
by TrueHonky January 28, 2007
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new canaan

A small suburb of New York city located approximately 1 hour (by car or train) NW of manhattan. New Canaan is often characterized as the home of alcoholic children and popped-collar snobs, but is in fact a great community. If you're looking to raise a family, you'll be hard pressed to find a safer, more wholesome environment for your children. The public schools (although ranked very highly) do suffer from some of the moral decay written about by previous visitors to this site. However, for younger children, there are great pre-K programs such as Toddler Time and Beginners at New Canaan Country School. The town center is friendly and alive, with a good selection of restaurants and shops. Supermarkets are close, with an even greater variety of outlets available within 20 minutes driving distance. Home styles vary from very modest residences near town to sprawling estates with sweeping lawns, pools, and tennis courts. New Canaan does lack ethnic and religious diversity, as it has long been considered less than welcoming to non-WASPs. However, all the cultural diversity New York City has to offer is only an hour away.
If you're looking for a safe place to raise your kids, New Canaan, CT, is a great choice.
by Parental Advice July 1, 2005
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Canada

A fine, respectable nation. What America should be, but really isn't. Much more diverse and cultivated than most give them credit for, and much more liberal on topics such as narcotics and marriage. Most of the country is unihabitable, and the winters can be excruciatingly cold, but British Columbia is fairly temperate. This wondrous province is sort of like Washington State and Colorado rolled into one. Toronto and Montreal are the major cultural hubs and the people live in harmony. Racism and crime is virtually nonexistant and the people are proud and progressive. However, taxes and gasoline aren't cheap so any potential American defectors, be warned. The U.S. should take some notes and try to emulate the Canadian culture.
The bickering between Canada and the U.S. is pointless. Both countries have their problems and are aware of it, but as neighbors we should stick together and help each other out.
by Jay June 1, 2005
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