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Canadian handjob

The act of giving a handjob in the parking lot of a tim hortons
Joe: what did you guys do last night, eh?

Steve: Katie gave me a mediocre Canadian handjob

Joe: sounds about right for the parking lot of tim hortons
by beingcatfishedrn October 9, 2018
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Canadian Hotbox

When you hotbox an igloo, quinzee, snowfort, snow tunnel, or any shelter made of snow.
Let's turn this igoloo into a Canadian hotbox by lighting one up.
by Hella-high-Canadian March 11, 2018
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canadian creamsicle

The act of covering a males penis in a mixture of maple syrup and cum and after the mixture hardens having a female suck it off.

Similar to a Canadian Lollipop
Bill: Hey Steve I heard you went to Torronto, did you have sex with a Canadian yet?

Steve: Yes I did, in fact I let her suck on a Canadian Creamsicle!
by Renigadecrew October 22, 2018
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canadian rash

Post-shaving rash on testicles caused by cold wind and harsh Canadian winter weather.
Tom got ready for a hot night with his girlfriend and decided to shave accordingly. Unfortunately he did not check the weather and got a Canadian rash on his way there. Tom could not deliver the goods.
by Mnao January 13, 2016
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Canadian whisper

The Canadian whisper is when you tell a girl you've worn a condom, and at the last moment whisper "sorry".
"dude, I totally gave my girl a Canadian whisper last night, she was not happy."
by Serisin December 12, 2017
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Canadian farewell

When someone commits suicide or suffers from a terminal illness, but arranges all of their affairs beforehand in order to be less burdensome for their loved ones or next of kin to deal with after they pass. Widely considered the most polite way possible to pull a gamer move.
I heard his mom left him a Canadian farewell by selling all of her belongings beforehand, so the only things he had to deal with were the cleaning crew and burial fees. That's what's up.
by WendyWuessten January 25, 2022
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canadian sundae

when you take a dump and also find semen in the toilet
I went to clean the bathroom stalls and some nasty motherfucker left a canadian sundae in the toilet
by pd9000 December 3, 2017
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