Callum wallis

Callum Wallis is a lanky teenage boy who is very horny and watches too much porn. He gets grumpy extremely easy and thinks he is always right

woah your being a callum wallis right now

by okden April 11, 2020

callumsexual

To be attracted or sexually attracted to a man with the name of Callum.

I am callumsexual

by Kaiuraa July 6, 2020

doing calculus homework

A clean way of saying "masturbating". Normally people will leave the invoker alone, because calculus demands concentration, creating the ultimate situation of aloneness.

Dude, go the hell away, I'm doing calculus homework.

by taylurrrrr December 15, 2008

National give Callum £50 day

On October 11th it is national give Callum £50 day and u should give £50 to me cause my name is Callum

Hey have u heard of national give Callum £50 day

by Callum barr October 3, 2020

black hole of calcutta

a dark place

Somebody put on a light, its like the black hole of Calcutta in 'ere

by mesh606 March 8, 2004

Calculus

The greatest thing on the entire planet!

Calculus is better than sex.

by Peter C Keizer October 2, 2005

callum raping

is a guy that like to rape his friends that are girls and is a super crazy! with a tiny penis

"omg stop callum raping me please" .

by asian+polish February 27, 2010