caleb huber

is the result of a woman being daintily fucked by an apprentice wizard when she accidentally moans a spell that turns her clitoris into a garden Nome that precedes to impregnate her with his nomechode. this produces a seed that grows into a fiesty orc child with downs syndrom that crawls out his mothers mouth. today this "thing" looks like a two fingered retard trying to return a text message and cant eat without staining his louiville sweatshirt

ex...god you look like caleb huber when you eat.
ex...like everyday at lunch

by swing! March 11, 2010

Caleb Barry

This big fella is known for his meatball physique and shit calls.

"Wow, you look like a caleb barry! you virgin"

by George Fredricks October 29, 2020

Caleb (why????)

A guy who confuses you with your own emotions. He makes you laugh and smile, but then he also breaks your heart. He is not good with his feelings and he believes emotions are a joke. You dont know when he is telling the truth or if he is just making it up. He says the nicest things sometimes, even if it wasnt meant for you. He loves his family but has a hard time with girls. He doesnt exactly know when hes hit a nerve or gone too far. He gets all weird and leaves when you try to be nice, but he always apologizes afterward and says hes sorry for being an asshole or a jerk. For some reason, you cant get or stay mad at him even if he is horrible either to you or your best friends. You text eachother all the time but never talk in person because it just gets weird. He makes you feel good but he also breaks your heart. You know that he probably never thinks of you like you think about him, and he will never be yours, but you get jealous and u hate it when you know he probably likes someone else, but for some reason, you cannot get him out of your head, and you have a hopeless crush on him.

Caleb (why????) confuses me...

by Sophia Cardenas June 3, 2018

caleb hightchew

The most wonderful guy on earth. He's very loyal and would never do anything to hurt you. Very honest and hardworking guy. Very humble and caring yet has an amazing sense of humor. He always brings a smile on your face when he walks into the room. Bonus point he's very attractive💖

Get a Caleb Hightchew

by Adelle Richew December 14, 2017

caleb riley

caleb usually calls people a bot and bud. he is good at everything and knows how to make friends. he is also very nice and respectful to his friends family’s and knows how to make them happy and caleb riley’s usually know how to make conversations. caleb riley’s are very handsome and nice and know how to get a party started!!

i think caleb riley is the cutest out of your friend group
man he’s cool is he a caleb riley

by karla nugget June 6, 2019

That Nigga Caleb

That fucking kid that sits alone at lunch and plays Yu-Gi-Oh with his anorexic friends and eats heads of cabbage.

That Nigga Caleb is looking pretty thicc right now.

by Kachigga Sheen June 20, 2019

caleb meisner

Dirty hands; doesn't take showers; needs some damn soap; smokes weed with Andrew Nicholas; White; looks asian

Chippewa 2019
Okemos

Did Caleb Meisner ever wash his dirty hands yet?

by okemos kid May 1, 2019