Canadian Crackle Jack

Where the man proceeds to have sexual intercourse with a female, then during climax, retreated to then return to take a shit in the woman’s vagina. Then the intercourse ceases for many hours until the poo has fully hardened. With this hardening the vaginal cavity is now blocked with poo. The man now proceeds to break that wall with his fists in a quick and powerful uppercut punch. Then the man collects the hardened poo chunks and throws them at the woman's face when she least expects it while yelling crackle jack in Canada.

Dude, I totally Canadian Crackle Jacked my girlfriend last night, she was so surprised.

by Termanalor117 June 28, 2010

cankles

On a morbidly obese person, the area in which the calves have grown so large that they actually fold over and cover the ankles.

"Can you help me tie my shoes? My cankles are in the way."

by Ryan P October 4, 2005

cankles and gunt

A set of objects that, when purchased for a woman, can be used to win back her heart. Not to be confused with cankles or gunt.

Alternatively, an example of how to introduce somewhat vulgar dialogue in front of a national audience without incurring the wrath of the FCC. See also skeet skeet.

THe Drew Carey Show, 'Bus-Ted', 1999:

Nigel Wick: "I may be from England, but certain things are universal. If you want to win a woman back, first take her out for a nice skirling. Then, buy her a set of cankles and gunt. Then finish off the evening with a nice, sweet bobbin."

Drew Carey: "You're making those words up, aren't you sir?"

by tofoomeister September 27, 2005

Spackle the crackle modackle

The act of putting spackle into one's mouth to hide dental imperfections.

Look at the gap in her teeth. I don't know whether to laugh or fill it with spackle. Hey, Spackle the crackle modackle!!

by me March 28, 2003

Cankle Spanker

an old mans very saggy balls and/or penis slaps roughly against the cankle

"Daddy look at that mans cankle spanker! Should we tell him?"

by Mike Sasso December 24, 2008

cankletwat

A woman who is too much of a mess (physically and/or emotionally) to be worthy of being called a "bitch."

That hypocrite likes to pick apart everyone else's flaws which she also has but won't accept. What a cankletwat!

"Cankletwat" can also be used as a term of endearment between very close girlfriends, as in, "No more martinis for you, you sassy cankletwat."

by sparklesalad October 18, 2008

cocklepuss

the act of plunging an erected cock into a women's vagina vigorously

One night, after a long and hard bang, i was so horny, i decided to cocklepuss my girlfriend

by paul malo/ jkim October 20, 2009