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chop a cog 

To go and have a wank,

aka rip one out
Ill be back in a sec lads, im off to chop a cog
chop a cog by lordofthetower June 17, 2009
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chop and drop 

Another name for a mullet hair cut. The front hair is chopped and the back hair is allowed to drop.
Me: Wow, what happened to Harold's hair?

You: Mary Jo hooked him up with a chop and drop.
chop and drop by Lord Harry October 9, 2011
Australian slang - to "chat someone up" to get into a relationship with them. Similar to "sliding into those DMs"
Guy: Yo, I've been talking to this girl from my work for a while she seems pretty interested in me-
Other guy: Dude fuken chop in buddy
Chop In by therealfakefakereal June 12, 2018

chop off dick december 

why do you still have your dick, its chop off dick december!

Chop-stick 

A false impression of facial growth obtained by "chopping" off pubic hair and "sticking" it to ones face.
Nah Monica doesn't really have a moustache, that's a chop-stick!
Chop-stick by Baitos October 28, 2010

Chop Shop 'N' Half 

The act of cutting your high school AG shop in half. Usually the tool of choice is a grinder.
#1 Dude Hortons so pissed
#2 Why?
#1 I Chop Shop 'N' Half and he's threating to give me ISS