California Ham Hawk

When a man jumps off the head of the bed and waves his arms like a hawk and screeches. Then he lands on his prey with unbelievable force as he finishes on the back of his victim.

I California Ham Hawked a girl in the mall bathroom last night.

by California Ham Hawker 69 April 1, 2016

california gas mask

When you stick somebody’s vape up your ass and make them rip it.

“Kenny if you don’t give me my $20 I’m California gas masking you at our next party”

by 123colinrox May 17, 2019

California collar

A noose, particularly one used for executions

I would be wearing the california collar if it weren't for my lawyer

by scary internet man August 9, 2020

california vegan

Where you just eat normal food but vegan: Vegan sushi, vegan burritos, vegan lasagna, etc etc

James said he ate healthy but turns out he was just another California vegan

by sephjo June 21, 2022

california howdy

when you give someone the finger

Joe was shocked that everyone was giving him the finger until Bob explained to him that it was O.K. that it was just a california howdy and to be expected.

by Deborah Lee July 19, 2006

California Breakfast

4 shots (jager, jack, jose, etc...), a beer, and then a cocktail (cap'n coke, vodka tonic, whiskey sour, etc...)done in succesion to give a really good buzz.

Hey Mikey, i need a california breakfast to get through this day on Grosse Ile, MI.

by OnTourIn12 April 12, 2009

california cool

having that laid back, chill swagger that all the honeys love. basically not giving a fuck and kicking it with the homies and a lot of pot.

Creeper: "damn man Jared never gets pissed"
Hasselhoff: "he's california cool man."

by Livingbakedashell August 19, 2011