Plot twist

When you and your girl have sex for the first time and she pulls out a PHAT COCK.

Angela and I were about to have sex last night, but she pulled out her dick. It was a huge plot twist. The best part was that it was bigger than my own.

by 123colinrox May 21, 2019

Indian pile driver

A derogatory term. When someone around you is real shitty behind the wheel

“Get the fuck off the road you Indian pile driver

by 123colinrox May 21, 2019

california gas mask

When you stick somebody’s vape up your ass and make them rip it.

“Kenny if you don’t give me my $20 I’m California gas masking you at our next party”

by 123colinrox May 17, 2019