Post-Diarrhea Butthole Burning

After having insane diarrhea , and your butthole feels like its on fire because stomach enzymes got through since the diarrhea is fast digested so it isn't filtered out.

Jeff: Oh my god dude...
Bob: What is it.
Jeff: Do you know any ways to get rid of Post-Diarrhea Butthole Burning?
Bob: No sorry dude.

by You have a chungal infection September 16, 2019

Red Ripe Butthole

When your butthole is Flaring and it turns Red. Usually you will get a Red Ripe Butthole when you push out a big poop.

Oh My God Jim I have the worst Red Ripe Butthole Right Now

by JackerOffer6969 February 28, 2021

Pavlov's Butthole

When you go to pee, but your colon decides it's time to take the Brownies for a swim. Happens too often to be a coincidence.

"I can't believe it Marge. Everytime I sit down to pee, my butthole thinks it's time to poop! I must have have Pavlov's Butthole!"

by Samuel Clemency May 18, 2021

Cock Spindling Butthole

'A nice person'

"Hey dude you're such a cock spindling butthole."
"thanks"

by geotongdru August 29, 2023

It's hotter than Dante's butthole!

Eloquent but highly accurate phrase to describe California heat that is not normal, unnerving, stanky and mother@$!#ing hot!

"It was 111 degrees in the Bay Area today - I'm sure it's hotter than Dante's butthole!"

by AWebster April 19, 2018

I want to get stuck up your butthole

This means you like someone. Duh.

Oh Lisa, you are so fucking fine. I want to get stuck up your butthole.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 9, 2020

Tight Butthole

When you and your brofriend share a moment of pride, or Both accomplish something cool.

Joey: Damn bro! Totaly won that clan battle last night!
Austin: yeah man I was like "boom" and "bang" and they was dropping like flies!
Joey: Tight Butthole?
Austin: Tight Butthole...

by Josh aka Funky aka Tic-Tack January 23, 2014