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Crush burger

Forcing sex on a man smaller than yourself.
Being the largest inmate Ben had his pick of the prisoners when he wanted to crush burger.
by azz044 February 8, 2010
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Burger Doodle

Generic term for any franchise fast-food hellhole. Suck.com used to use it in its articles before they died
Screw it, lets just go get some crap from Burger Doodle...
by jake5443 November 4, 2004
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Lan-Burger

1. A burger consisting of lettuce, ketchup/mayo, some pickles and a barbecued penis.

2. An offensive term used by some people, essentially calling someone a 'penis-burger'.
1. "Hello, Punjab take-away, can I take your order?"
"Yes, I'd like a lan-burger, mild sauce, with fries. Oh and a coke. Thanks"

2. "I know Nabeel Choudry is such a lan-burger"
"You fucking lan-burger"
by Mo19oM May 1, 2009
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Dick Burger

A stupid, lazy, asshole that complains about stupid shit. Gives false information. And constantly pronounces words wrong.
For fuck sake, Ken. Will you please stop being a Dick Burger.
by KerrJody November 7, 2019
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Buncombe Burger

A delicacy in many western North Carolina schools. The dish consists of a room temperature slab of dry ground beef, a slice of unmelted American cheese, all stuffed between two fine cuts of crumbly whole wheat bread.
Mom: Hey honey, I’m sorry I forgot to pack your lunch today.

Me: It’s okay mom! I had a Buncombe burger! My friend even gave me his too after he took a bite and threw up in his mouth a little.
by RickyRockhard May 19, 2022
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Kenzo Burger

A kenzo burger is an assortment of once slice of white bread and a microwaved hot dog on top of it. Named for the lovely neighborhood it comes from; Kensington.
Julie: I made some beautiful kenzo burgers for your birthday! Nothing but the most wonderful kenzo meal for my girls!
by KenzoKookin June 30, 2022
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Zinger burger

p1:is the zinger burger spicy?
p2:obviously
by Firfir December 1, 2019
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