Bathroom buffet

The highly sexualized act of a man defecating whilst on the toilet performing rabid cunnilingus upon a female which appears to want said action to be neverending.

Holey moley! I walked in on Ernie giving Jennifer a much heated bathroom buffet today. "Bust out the pressure washer!" is all I could say...

by anonymous June 29, 2025

Bathroom buffet

The highly energetic sexual act of a man defecating into the toilet whilst performing fervent cunnilingus upon an equally energized & receptive woman.

"The other night I was both shocked & amazed by walking in on Ernie giving Jennifer a bathroom buffet!" stated the housekeeper to the valet.

by Cheefroach June 30, 2025

hot buffet

a gangbang verison of a hot lunch

"we should do another group poop in macy"

"in macy?"

"no, not in macy, cus then it would be a hot buffet"

by fent floyd September 24, 2025

The Barnes Buffet

The act of sucking more than 7 penises in a day.

Ugh, don't go near her! Last week she chowed down on The Barnes Buffet!

by It's all a joke June 7, 2011

in-between buffet

An oral sex activity that involves constant enjoyment of Partners crotch area.

I went to a in-between buffet with the wife last night.

by PandasPaw May 26, 2016

Fast food Buffet

Going to at least 3 fast food restaurants and getting something from each.

The wife and I are getting fast food buffet tonight.

by SenAte.. June 11, 2017

bus pan buffet

This is the act of eating out of a bus pan or cleared plates from a customers table in a restaurant. In the middle of a 12 hour shift those fries do start to call your name.

You want any of this cheese? It's fresh off the bus pan Buffet they barely touched it.

by Sarcasticseriously July 23, 2017