bffersary

The anniversary of being best friends with a person.

Me: Dude! Do you know what today is?
BFF: Uh, no.
Me: It's September 6, 1977! The day we met in first grade! It's our BFFersary!
BFF: Awesome!

by Bearacide September 27, 2017

muff bluffer

when a woman is a bit of a prick teaser

muff bluffer is another name for a woman that's a bit of a prick teaser!

by kermit999 December 15, 2009

status bluffer

Someone who says they're going to post a contentious status update to a social media site, but then doesn't.

John: "I should post 'John thinks Debbie is a skanky whore' for what she did."
Dave: "...bet you won't you dirty little status bluffer."

by SLeepdepD January 28, 2010

crab buffet

when someone with a lot of crabs is in a steam room and a lot of people start to eat them

ummmmm crab buffet

by cardscub April 13, 2010

Rio Buffet

the act of giving a blow job reversed while allowing the nut-sack to rest on the eyes.

man, my girl was complaining about not getting enough sleep, so i delt her a Rio Buffet to clear the bags from under her eyes!

by jackswift87 December 29, 2010

boneless buffet

A gangbang your girl goes to

Honey do you wanna go to the boneless buffet

by dude named Tyler from shawano June 22, 2019

Cuntry Buffet

An all-you-can-eat buffet-style restaurant chain where cunts are the main course.

Muff Diver 1: I saw this incredible advertisement in the paper. The Cuntry Buffet will be serving a smorgasbord of fishy smelling cunts. All you can eat.

Muff Diver 2: Wow man, count me in! I wonder if the delectables will be covered up by a G-string? First come, first serve.

by Ginny P. February 13, 2012