broken science

The equivalent of BS just in a SFW format

Don't tell me reality TV is real, that is just broken science.

by M@RT!N October 8, 2011

broken penis

when you give her anal so hard your bell-end snaps off

teacher: "why isn't Johnny in school today?"
me: "he got a broken penis"
teacher:"...."

by pls love me December 29, 2018

emo broken

Someone who looks depressed and lives in the same household as you.

"Mackenzie looks really emo broken right now."

by anonymous January 26, 2022

broken pencil

when mother nature enforces your canadian right to die.

homework gave me another broken pencil.

by Cody5050 January 10, 2021

broken bessel

a broken bessel (or broken vessel idk how you prefer it) is an Boss in the world of hallownest and its supperior to everything else but it has a b because yes and i like berries :)

person 1: i really hate broken Bessel
person 2: kills person 1

by lycooooo January 16, 2021

broken clocks

An underrated song by SZA.

Run fast from my day job
Runnin' fast from the way it was
Jump quick to a pay check
Runnin' back to the strip club
I'm never going back, never going back
No you can't make me
Never going back, never going back (Nah)
They never take me (Yeah)

(broken clocks)

by you love me ofc July 6, 2022

broken spork

To be spooned by someone with a prosthetic leg.

1st guy: "What did you do last night"

2nd guy: "Figured out Bob had a prosthetic leg"

1st guy: (thinks: broken spork)

by theattackofZ May 17, 2009