Bond Effect

A psychological phenomenon where an individual suffers great mental damage when facing an opponent with "Bond" in the name.

Common effects are: shivering, crying, blaming your team instead of yourself for everything, mental booming.

Nerf:"Hey Edo, how were your games today?"
Edo:"Not good, I've been suffering from the Bond Effect all day today."
Nerf:"Aw man, sorry to hear that."

by JanJan0_0 June 16, 2024

coach bond

Some bald heady kevin gates looking mothefucker

Look at that bald sumbitch must be a coach bond

by Pornhub6971 October 21, 2019

Alternative Baby Bonding (ABB)

Having to have another person (i.e. paternal partner, family member, etc.) bond with a newborn postpartum due to maternal complications (i.e. endometritis, post part blues/depression, OB Hemorrhaging)

My baby daddy is going to have to incorporate alternative baby bonding (ABB) because I am currently unable to do so due to my postpartum complications.

by J.Luis September 19, 2019

dragon bond

The dragon bond is the bond between an older Asian karate tutor and his mentee.

Mr. Miagi had a dragon bond with Daniel-san.

by ThundercatHo December 13, 2021

rofl-bonding

Bonding with someone while discussing humorous moments.

Person 1: "Remember when Billy Bob tried to skateboard on that treadmill"

Person 2: "Oh yea that was totally a rofl moment. Though when Jimmy Bob tried to trampoline onto a moving truck way beats that moment out"

Person 1: "True that. That was the best rofl moment"

Person 2: "Ah I love rofl-bonding"

by Zoe Dimer February 26, 2011

Bond That Shit

The ability for a man to transcend to another level of cool, be it picking up an untouchably hot woman, driving a fast car like stuntman Mike, wearing a suit like a boss, or kicking someone's entitled ass.

Ralph - Woah. Did you see Ronald pick up that super model?
Billy - Yeah, he can really Bond that shit.

When GSP steps into a ring, he really does Bond that Shit.

Sam Rockwell really does Bond that shit in general.

by Jr.Buddha November 18, 2012

Bond

A suave, mysterious individual. Master hairdresser by day, superhero by night (well, from 4:20 onwards)...

Did you see Bond last night? Man, he was flying high...

by rogueassassin969 August 7, 2021