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Bollock Bank

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The process of stretching ones scrotum and seeing how much money you can deposit in it.
Dude, he set a new record for the bollock bank last night. He totally got $10 worth of coins in there.
by Oak79 June 17, 2011
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Bollock Popper

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A very dangerous and disturbed man with wild hair, often found standing in same place for hours or walking around pembroke or ireland with bottles of stella. He will pop the bollocks of any man that catches his eye, especially soilders based in germany, main weapons include cleavers and hammers.
shit, the bollock popper spotted me, RUN!
by BigBadOtto January 8, 2012
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bollockutor

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A term used for people whose utterances do not show logical connections and lack any intellectual deepnes.
Etimology: fusion of the english word "bollocks" with the latin "locutor" (literally "someone who talks bollocks")
(after someone comments the news without having a clue)

This bollockutor is getting on my nerves!
by Luxemburgish August 27, 2013
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Corporate bullshit. Meaningless business buzzwords pasted together in an effort to hide managerial ignorance. Gobbledygook in a business setting.
"I call a cock up a cock up and not a "contingent operating difficulty which is pompous bollockspeak." -- Tony J. Watson, Organising and managing work: organisational, managerial and strategic behaviour in theory and practice (2nd edition)
by Mosborn April 29, 2014
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Smalls gonads.

Lacking in testicular fortitude (inf.) A coward.
"Ronaldo really ought to stop diving and crying like a baby every time someone touches him. He must have a pair of bollockules"
by WillThePeople October 5, 2016
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The opposite of the term brilliant in that it is a term the British use to describe everything.
The idea that a rice cooker is a rice cooker when it isn't cooking or heating rice is bollocks.
by DesignerBabyReplicant July 31, 2016
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bollocks to your nan

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An extension of the contempt term "bollocks" to offend ones grandmother.
Oi Pat, bollocks to your nan, mate.
by jammyquindle May 13, 2016
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