Buffalo Blumpkin

The act of receiving a blow job while defecating on the person's chest.

Things got pretty messy after that Buffalo Blumpkin she gave me.

Buffalo Blumpkin by The great Timothy February 5, 2009

Dutch Blumpkin 

This variation on the blumpkin is a blowjob on the toilet that includes the addition of a nearby blanket, trapping the sweet aroma much like the classic Dutch Oven.

The only way he'd take her back is if she'd give him a Dutch Blumpkin.

Dutch Blumpkin by Sootikin December 16, 2008

Black Ops Blumpkin 

The act of receiving a blowjob while shitting and playing call of duty: black ops all in unison.

My wife gave me a blumpkin while I was playing black ops on the shitter. That's my first time ever receiving a black ops blumpkin!

Black Ops Blumpkin by Mick the Dick September 30, 2011

upside down double reverse blumpkin supreme 

This is when a girl is giving you dome whilst doing an upper decker in your parents bathroom while they are asleep.

Yo cindy gave me a upside down double reverse blumpkin supreme in my parnets bathroom while they were asleep

upside down double reverse blumpkin supreme by ROBE to the RT December 21, 2005

Frosty Blumpkin 

The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked by someone, who has recently eaten ice, while taking a dump.

Brinton gave Dylan a Frosty Blumpkin in the mens room at Arctic Circle.

Frosty Blumpkin by Peatty August 30, 2009

half blumpkin 

Like a blumpkin, but instead of receiving oral while taking a shit, one jerks off while taking a shit.

My girl wasn't around to give me a blumpkin, so I took matters into my own hands and gave myself a half blumpkin.

half blumpkin by EDawwg40 November 11, 2018

Reverse Blumpkin

A rare event in which a woman deficates while performing fellatio. Also see blumpkin, brother blumpkin, reverse brother blumpkin

The reason Jason and Darcy are still dating is because he is cool with wipping her ass, but only after she gives him a reverse blumpkin.

The odds of successfully navigating an asteroid field are about the same as receiving a reverse blumpkin!

Reverse Blumpkin by Inuit Dust Commando! October 28, 2004