An over trusted fart that scares you into immediately dropping your shorts and checking your undergarments. What you see will bring the word fear to a whole new level, as the mess in your underwear will force you to believe that you have just aborted the child you never knew you had.
by Donkey-Bogner January 5, 2019
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Someone that none of you fat, ugly, ditzy schoolgirls will ever have a chance with. If I were him I'd carry that bow around to fend you losers off. Leave the poor guy alone.
by Chernorizets Hrabr July 6, 2004
Get the ORLANDO BLOOM mug.Oh my god. Too great for words. But I suppose this is way Im expected to run this urban dictionary thing. Well, here goes:
1./Orlando is the most sexiest man I have ever laid my keen eyes on.
2./The type of guy I would kill for.
3./If our paths ever do cross, he must be warmed that I may jump on his yummy body of his and take him home to my liking :
I suppose thats` good enough.
1./Orlando is the most sexiest man I have ever laid my keen eyes on.
2./The type of guy I would kill for.
3./If our paths ever do cross, he must be warmed that I may jump on his yummy body of his and take him home to my liking :
I suppose thats` good enough.
1./Boy, do I love Orlando Bloom.
2./Boy, do I love Orlando Bloom.
3./Boy, do I love Orlando Bloom, much.
2./Boy, do I love Orlando Bloom.
3./Boy, do I love Orlando Bloom, much.
by Desiree, uhduh. August 17, 2006
Get the Orlando Bloom mug.by cletus McFlapjack April 17, 2010
Get the Bloomin' Onion mug.1.a. the odd man in the group or the fat chick b. The liar/ the man who had to cheat to get into the club
2. a. something that doesn't belong b. the thing or person that stands out/ anomaly
3. not cool
2. a. something that doesn't belong b. the thing or person that stands out/ anomaly
3. not cool
1.What the hell is he doing there he's like a nerd in a football team
2.He doesn't look like it. He just looks weird
3.goddamn he is just a bloom
2.He doesn't look like it. He just looks weird
3.goddamn he is just a bloom
by Victor Montemayor October 5, 2005
Get the bloom mug.The most kind, smart, sexy man to ever be alive. He is very sweet and cute. He is mine though, so you must back off. i know everything about him, and have been a fan for years. orlando is a nice man who is misunderstood sometimes and is the hottest man ever. i love orlando!
by orlando bloom is minex3 April 16, 2006
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