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blink-182

The most extrodinary band that has ever existed. They kick major ass and no other band comes anywhere close to their supreme greatness. People who dont put the hyphen in thier name are idiots. I love all the albums, and am pissed that they went on a hiadus or however you spell it. Oh well. They rock, that is all.
-blink sucks ass
-*gets up and kicks ass of lousy motherfucker who said that*
by x-blink-a-holic-x February 23, 2005
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Blinka

A car's turning signal. Cars sold in New England may as well have these as optional instead of standard, because few people use them.
That guy decided to turn on his left blinka after he had been sitting in the middle of the road while the traffic behind him stood dumbfounded for about half a minute.
by The Sub March 1, 2005
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blindspot

1) A point in your car, usually part of your vehicle chassis, that blocks sight when you are trying to get your surroundings.

2) When a large behemoth vehicle, usually a minivan, SUV, or pickup truck with a rear cabin, is parked next to you, making it hard, if at all possible, to see any oncoming traffic. They may also be the large vehicle on the left or right when you are at an intersection attempting to make a turn.
1) You should configure your rearview mirrors to eliminate as much blindspot as possible.

2) I couldn't see the oncoming traffic because some moron parked his Expedition right near the intersection.
by The Sub March 1, 2005
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Shooting Blanks

for males during orgasm no semen comes out your penis . During retrograde ejaculation, semen travels into the bladder, rather than being squirted out of the penis. This is usually the result of most prostate surgeries. When turp (Trans Urethral Resection of the Prostate) was first started for bladder retention, cuting away some of the prostate with scopic tube including miniature camera, miniature scalpal up your pee hole up to your prostate. Again in the late 1970's doctors worked very slowly and cautiously so far less of thes turp procedures caused dry climax, orgasm. Today what occurs is surgeons working too fast. this results damage to the vesical sphincter. Since the sphincter is damaged or roto rotered totally it no longer closes off the bladder so your jism just falls in there instead of splooging out your cock. These dry orgasms give very little pleasure and more importantly do not give any sexual tension relief.
Retrograde ejaculation can happen as a result of certain types of surgery, such as prostate surgery, or can occur in men with conditions that can damage the nerves, such as diabetes, alcohol abuse or multiple sclerosis.
guy:This guy tells me post prostate surgery he can't splooge in his lover's face, he's just shooting blanks, so she left him.
listening guy: why the fuck should that matter
guy: He told me she rubs his or some other guy now, jizz into her face and she thinks it makes her face look ten years younger.
listening guy: whatever
by anon_frank March 8, 2017
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blinking contest

yo, im having a blinking contest
by kzli216 February 12, 2012
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blinker fluid

The liquid in one's vehicle which causes the turn signals to activate. When one's blinker fluid is empty, the result is the inability to use one's turn signals.
Joe: Damn! I almost hit that SUV that just turned into my lane!
Tom: She's just out of blinker fluid.
Joe: Oh, that explains it.
by t_spread April 17, 2006
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blink182

Six bottles went down the drain
one hour's a waste of time
I'd ask if you feel the same
still pushin' that chance to try
your breath in this cool room chill
long hair that blows side to side
you speak and make time stand still
and each time you walk right on by

Like violence you have me
forever and after
like violence you kill me
forever and after

Can't count all the eyes that stare
can't count all the things they see
she kills with no life to spare
just victims are left to bleed
one drink and the pain goes down
soft shadows lay by her feet
lay soft as you slowly drown
lay still as you fall asleep
(fall asleep)

Like violence you have me
forever and after
like violence you kill me
forever and after
(and after) x3

Like violence you have me forever and after
like violence (like violence) you kill me
like violence you have me forever and after
like violence you kill me
like violence you kill me

Like violence you have me
forever and after
like violence you kill me
forever and after
like violence you have me
forever and after
like violence you kill me
forever and after
by laughway2 much88 April 2, 2005
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