master balling

To not use a valuable object waiting for a more fitting opportunity. Eventually ending the period where one could have used it and making it obsolete. Comes from an event that happens in Pokemon games often.

"No, I don't think I should use this wine yet its not a good enough reason."
"Don't end up master balling it."

by CommonFound January 1, 2012

musket balling

When you're getting freaky and you let someone shove malted milk balls in your ass and push it further in with a twix bar.

So I found a hobo and a raccoon in a dumpster and the bum was musket balling the fuck out of him.

by I have the milkshakes August 19, 2015

bellringer

bellringer:

Someone who is proficient at ringing either his own bellend or more often somebody else's.

Or:

A gerneral term to describe someone you take a disliking to, can be used in place of bellend

Don't fart on me you bellringer

I punched that guy square in the nuts because he was a bellringer

by goivemaster July 9, 2004

billings

a town full of creep-asses

billings you are a creep-ass

by Corey Bergers July 13, 2006

Cotton balling

The act of soaking a cotton ball in any type of alcohol until the cotton ball is saturated. One then places the cotton ball up their butt in order to quicken the effects of being drunk.

Dude, did you see Jeffery last night?
No, Why?
He was cotton balling out of his mind.

by MedMen October 15, 2010

erin bellinger

erin bellinger poops her pants every 5 minutes

person 1: ew what’s that smell
dylan pearce: erin bellinger probably

please publish this it would mean so much

by gurgletimmygurgle December 10, 2018

bullingual

When you are so proficient at talking bull shit some might call you fluent at it.

John: Geez, Richard can talk a bunch of BS.
David: Yeah, he is bullingual.

by funny he, silly. I don't care November 4, 2011