Becker

A Becker is a complete mess. Most virgin males experiance a Becker during their first attempt at sex. It is a quick, frustrating and bizare experience that leaves the female feeling confused and humbled.

Jane: How was your date with Scott?
Jill: I was Beckered last night.
Jane: What happened?
Jill: Well, after 3 minutes of sex in the wrong hole while he drooled on my back and blew ass, he flipped me over, punched me in the face, then forced himself to throw up on my tits. After it was over, he said "that'll be $5."

by Hayden High June 16, 2008

David Beckham

One of the most known soccer players. He plays as a right midfielder. Played at Manchester United where he won the Champions' League, then transferred at Real Madrid, Europe's most prestigious club. From 2007 he will start the season at LA Galaxy in the MLS, having a contract for 5 years worth $250 million. Apart from soccer, he likes fashion, and different hairstyles who draw attention to him. He is married to Victoria "Posh" Beckham, an ex-Spice Girl. Although some question his ability to play soccer, he is able to cross the ball to a team-mate with a pin-point accuracy. He is number one in the world at taking free kicks with Juninho Pernambucano closely following him. He was also the England captain until that new fag couch came from Middlesbrough.

– Did you see David Beckham playing for Real last nite?
– Yea he was amazing, he set up all 3 goals for Real!

by vanbert March 4, 2007

Beckford

The family of the hung (they are really big) and can last 2 hours in bed they are also known as the best lovers

I really want to marry a Beckford

by 9 inch penis August 13, 2016

Becker

a person who says dumb stuff. can have a big cold sore. Is funny without trying to be funny

Your not even a ghost BEcker
I have a bad feeling about this BEcker

by xcjlksdfjlkjfklsdffdggadfg March 23, 2011

Victoria Beckham

Wife to famous footballer David Beckham,and former member of the world renown "Spice Girls". Also famous for her large and luscious tits, which can be seen in almost every picture on the net. She has been the subject to an on-going debate of whether she has had a boob-job or not, although many simply do not care and simply gaze upon her busty chest in lust.

"Dude I would SO titfuck Victoria Beckham! For real!"

by Puglian666 March 23, 2008

golden beckham

When a man pisses on a soccar ball then kicks it at a womans head.

A golden beckham is just what that bitch Stephanie needs!

by Dominick Kociemba III August 19, 2007

beckoning

cleansing, cleaning up

you should try beckoning yourself!

ok, maybe my shoes?

by realnessofu1937 February 1, 2023